Submitted by trade_nation t3_z5znie in wallstreetbets
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anotherloserhere t1_ixynshb wrote
Wrong nayeth, buy high and sell low. This is the way.
snikt_stonks t1_ixyo8ph wrote
Interesting tactic, tell me more 🤔
Trader2KG t1_ixypfxg wrote
Where that guy buys is the high point, where he sells is the low point.
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adarkuccio t1_ixys513 wrote
I'll definitely go to heaven 🥰
needlessdefiance t1_ixyt5dw wrote
This has been my puts strategy recently.
DammitMatt t1_ixytqyn wrote
Incorrect, it's buy low, and then buy lower, and then buy lower, and then buy lower, run out of money, wait for a stroke of luck
davanger1980 t1_ixyuoyg wrote
Between to buy high and sell slow....
Silberling36g t1_ixyuqqz wrote
Thats it!!! I always did it the wrong way - buy high sell low 🤨
PickleRick-InTherapy t1_ixyva1j wrote
Lol this guy thinks we can tell when the crayons change colors.
Professor_Melon t1_ixyww4k wrote
Got it, buy when feeling depressed, sell while on drugs.
TendyChaser t1_ixyxh8a wrote
I fixed it.
Buy Low High
Sell High Low
MidwestDaddly t1_ixyxmrd wrote
This whole time I've been trying to buy high and sell low!
The_Only_Abe t1_ixyy0f4 wrote
Buy low, sell high, take profits.
Obsidianram t1_ixyy9g1 wrote
Short people sell high and buy low, though...
regelfuchs t1_ixyyjz5 wrote
Instructions unclear. Buy when high, sell when you feel low.
Sad_Progress4776 t1_ixyznla wrote
Ya it was found in grave
seansy5000 t1_ixz2ncp wrote
Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.
Nonbinary_Tea t1_ixz58tc wrote
Blasphemy
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davytoogravy t1_ixz5j6v wrote
You mean ive been doing it wrong this whole time?
lofigamer2 t1_ixz5r5g wrote
borrow high and short it all the way down
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MichaelWhidden t1_ixz6d57 wrote
That's what happens when you covet thy neighbor.
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DammitMatt t1_ixz6oq8 wrote
Ooooo i havent tried that one. What are the return rates like?
Eqvilibrus t1_ixz71p1 wrote
Buy High! Sell Never!
KickInTheNutsacks t1_ixz7ymc wrote
Or maybe just ends in a stroke like in Trading places at the stock exchange 7:20 - https://youtu.be/-4_fwzC4PNI
idontknowanyonehere1 t1_ixz8lo8 wrote
I refuse
Eugene0185 t1_ixzf485 wrote
The problem is, when you buy low, it goes lower.
eh_meh_nyeh t1_ixzg2oa wrote
You find out after you lose money.
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xtrmist t1_ixzk06u wrote
See how market develops, go back in time and buy the bottom. Turn into as fly - a very rich one. Put all your money towards the time machine so you can build it in the future and come back with it to now
TehSillyKitteh t1_ixzkzir wrote
Everybody got it all wrong;
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Not Buy Low, Sell High
Not Buy High, Sell Low.
WSB is buying left and selling right
MakingBigBank t1_ixzl264 wrote
WISH helped a lot of WSB bros perfect that art…
SeriousGarbage3990 t1_ixzm09z wrote
Lol this literally sounds wrong to me now that I’ve heard it the other way around so many times
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Mongol-money t1_ixznef2 wrote
still waiting on the sell high bit
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YebelTheRebel t1_ixzooer wrote
Damn no wonder. I’ve been reading that sign upside down
Clean-Step t1_ixzrtyh wrote
Blasphemy!
modsBan4Fub t1_ixzruzh wrote
Wait, we’re supposed to make profit?
JerryLeeDog t1_ixzrwnp wrote
People use this formula for shorting a lot in here I think
United_Editor_1737 t1_ixzsf0z wrote
I`d love an explanation as well
ColdHoller t1_ixzt31e wrote
Buy high, sell low like a true sigma
Sithaun_Meefase t1_ixztduc wrote
alphamoney t1_ixzve96 wrote
It's buy high sell low
AlexJamesCook t1_ixzxzar wrote
Nah...BORROW low. Sell lower.
Karlorff_MastaBlasta t1_iy01g5q wrote
Points at mad man with tablet Look at this loser! Lol
Now, let's all go down to the temple and get some loans to gamble with.
Lord_Waffles t1_iy03ju5 wrote
The return to Wendy’s rates are pretty good
MadxCarnage t1_iy0512p wrote
and that thy neighbor was coveting your wife.
tomgotchiconnextion t1_iy05j5d wrote
r/thanksimcured
mazdarx2001 t1_iy063p7 wrote
When you short you sell high and buy low
Keepupthegood t1_iy07567 wrote
I thought he was talking about weed. Haha
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martan_dhamdhere t1_iy07v3k wrote
I thought it was 'buy high, sell low'.
ankole_watusi t1_iy0buso wrote
Oh! THAT’s why!
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0crk5 wrote
What's a return rate?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0d9nh wrote
Shit! We're supposed to sell? Since when?
konstantinos2000 t1_iy0db7v wrote
konstantinos2000 t1_iy0dlor wrote
diamond hands.
konstantinos2000 t1_iy0dop3 wrote
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0dt6a wrote
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MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0dyop wrote
Just look out for that asshole with the whip
Rare-ish_Bird t1_iy0h7di wrote
Buy high, sell higher
YebelTheRebel t1_iy0hujm wrote
I see what you did there
eddie7000 t1_iy0hxjs wrote
ProsaicPansy t1_iy0ihlg wrote
No, it’s “buy high, sell higher.”
Rich-Remote-5288 t1_iy0qm6g wrote
I’m here for the weekly options guidance, bequeath unto me please
stock_wise_123 t1_iy0srsw wrote
Buy Low and it goes lower and the minute you sell it goes higher 😉
Zephyrus257 t1_iy0ufho wrote
Sorry, i Don't speak wrong
motorcyle_degen t1_iy0zzsv wrote
I’ve got you
Buy low, expire worthless
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Sankin2004 t1_iy13k2u wrote
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
InvestingOpinions t1_iy13so0 wrote
Where the hell do you think you are? This isn’t this threads job
firstmate020 t1_iy18xp4 wrote
Sounds almond enough but is it!
Mooninite3 t1_iy1bu4b wrote
Perfect comment.
FucktheCaball t1_iy1f1w2 wrote
Wait you get returns?
Light_Dark_binger t1_iy1gann wrote
This is the way.
Light_Dark_binger t1_iy1gkkg wrote
And who tf is going to buy it at a higher price???
Regarded, that's who....
Icy-Arm-5179 t1_iy1h2ht wrote
What are your thoughts on the Manchester United Stock? Went up 70% rapidly but it feels like a pump and dump. Thinking about selling it rn...
Plastic-Umpire4855 t1_iy1h9yg wrote
Sir, would you like to store your luggage while you wait?
Plastic-Umpire4855 t1_iy1heo3 wrote
I’ve heard tales of a “peaks” in books about clear air and oceans. But alas I have never seen one myself
swagonflyyyy t1_iy1ix8v wrote
TIL OP is dyslexic.
Anatar19 t1_iy1jjl0 wrote
That's when you lose a bunch of money selling while under the influence. It's better that way because people get all emotional when they lose money and aren't high.
Spare-Importance-933 t1_iy1kqtv wrote
Hopefully that happens to citadel
DammitMatt t1_iy1ky73 wrote
Might as well, its gonna be a while
RiddledWithEnigma t1_iy1pch6 wrote
It’s two commandments. Buy low. Sell high. I bought low, but it’s staying low so I’ll never sell
degenerate1337trades t1_iy1ybfv wrote
“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”, as a wise man once said
Gulag_IT_Support t1_iy1zcks wrote
Cringe af
goatmasterjr t1_iy256uf wrote
Buy high sell low
michaelkghaly t1_iy2caci wrote
*Buy high, sell higher *Borrow low, cover lower
Oxy_Theif t1_iy2em19 wrote
This is the way.
SierraBravoLima t1_iy2eoyg wrote
Inverse the Leprechaun's commandment
skarbomir t1_iy2ggv3 wrote
People always get this confused. I think because it seems so simple. By buy low, he means buy stock when you’re at a low point in life. I have -$17 in my bank accounts so I bought deep otm spy puts.
Sell high means when I’ve lost my home, dog, and wife to the robinhood secret service, I will sell my puts in between hits of that rock while I’m living under the overpass near the river.
In this way, I have bought low and sold high.
This is financial advice btw
CoastingUphill t1_iy2imme wrote
Sell?
B_Wowbagger t1_iy2ivb1 wrote
Guess that makes me a serial sinner.
ryan9991 t1_iy2j1bf wrote
Instructions unclear died of a stroke.
ryan9991 t1_iy2j3na wrote
Tablet eh?
Bullish AAPL
Thinkingandgrowing t1_iy2jgn2 wrote
shoutout to us bag holders
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EmperorPedro2 t1_iy37kaz wrote
Buy when you're feeling low and sell when you're high. Okay, got it.
Quizdisco t1_iy5ksgb wrote
An intelligent question because everything that can be abused will be abused by someone
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