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EntertainmentOk2571 t1_ixwit8c wrote

You did exactly what is expected of you. Welcome to the family. The redder, the better. Cheers

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Ok-Channel1939 t1_ixwj1kb wrote

Goal is to get the red line over the yellow line

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Hashiraofsoccer t1_ixwi1qc wrote

Charge your phone, rumor has it your Graph will go green with your battery.

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TheDoof79 t1_ixwl43y wrote

Hey, that's actually pretty good. Now just do the opposite.

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kinkysextbrook t1_ixwr7mj wrote

Literally never green once, negative from the get go, good job son

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Ton-ii t1_ixwn2d1 wrote

One of us! One of us! img

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Warlover1 t1_ixwn2ac wrote

Battery percentage checks out, glad you kept everything in the red

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poolkakke t1_ixz9cie wrote

When you choose poor investment strategy over paying your electric bill, you only get to charge your phone in public places.

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firsthumanborn t1_ixwjvk4 wrote

Lol man I lost $125k on $sos shits sucks I know

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xMaxVelocityx t1_ixx932j wrote

Holy shiz you really fucked your life up didn't you LOL.

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firsthumanborn t1_ixx97y4 wrote

I wanted to post my losses here but they won’t let me post anything related to $sos

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JakeBeastlyETH t1_ixwyrdl wrote

Well done, your wife's bf will be proud !

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attofreak t1_ixwnpra wrote

that's loose change in these streets here. Better luck next time.

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247drip t1_ixxzdhd wrote

At one point managing to achieve a remarkable 112% loss. It requires truly master level technique to break the -100% barrier

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Soggy-Technology275 t1_ixy9l1u wrote

Can you give me that remaining $3000? I have a student loan to pay and I think it will be a better use of that money instead of putting it in a fund managers account (after you lose it all to them).

Edit- I love you $3000 OP. Please tell me you're considering it.

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4troglodyte t1_ixwjw9n wrote

That might be an understatement😳 Sorry

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MissDais t1_ixwklcf wrote

Loss porn is thr best type of prong proof me wrong

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Hucko3 t1_ixwwnuf wrote

From your wife’s boyfriend perspective you did not.

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krakdis t1_ixx09cf wrote

For a second i thought this was your battery performance. My bad

Welcome to the fam

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[deleted] t1_ixxmv54 wrote

Those are roomie numbers.

Lost like 40k on some chinaman stock options

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SchweeMe t1_ixz22gj wrote

Stop using options and start playing with momentum strats, you likely wont lose as much and youll learn a lot. Try different parameters, for example, do stocks that have the highest percent gain during the past day in healthcare sector continue to go up? What about stocks in the utilities sector that have the highest 3 month percent performance?

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SKang888 t1_ixwr6i4 wrote

Theoretically, if you would have done everything the opposite, would that make you a profitable trader?

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Jimbob0701 t1_ixwzdyu wrote

May the odds be forever in your favour

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Mintleaf007 t1_ixx62s0 wrote

see you behind the wendys on Monday.

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UltimateTraders t1_ixxfabg wrote

Well you have earned your certified wallstreetbets diploma

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spellbadgrammargood t1_ixxlydn wrote

you werent in the green since day 1.. lol you poor child..

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testing_water3290 t1_ixxm3lj wrote

No worries, you can start over. Just un-install the app and reinstall it .

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Nonbinary_Tea t1_ixxqzpo wrote

Looks about right to me. What's the problem?

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Zombie_Bro t1_ixxs5uu wrote

What do ya mean? Looks good to me.

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arealejo t1_ixxscyg wrote

You still have 3.93%

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Boring-Offer-7735 t1_ixy9sq9 wrote

Just do the oposite of what you were doing and you are golden.

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JJURADO3JJ t1_ixydo9n wrote

I think you're good just turn it upside down.

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Hugsy13 t1_ixygqyg wrote

Eh just gamble harder next time you good

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Individual-Pear-2343 t1_ixyq85d wrote

i guess webull giving me another 29 days to apply for options level 2 is a good thing 😂

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InternetSlave t1_ixywo74 wrote

Damn man. It's almost like you were just never good at it at all. Sorry bro

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Imaginary-Jaguar662 t1_ixz3wzr wrote

On the bright side, you can recover that loss with actual work and cost average the savings to an index fund.

Or just yolo into 0dtes. Up to you.

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geovra t1_ixze975 wrote

Learn to at least pull out

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Loud_Pain4747 t1_ixzto5c wrote

Well, now we know cramers reddit username

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TowerOfSatan t1_iy0d1jv wrote

The beautiful thing about options is that just do the opposite. If u buy calls, just buy puts instead.

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Realdavidlima t1_iy0kpma wrote

Could have just bought the Dow Jones & been 5% up on your money

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rebacos t1_iy24zk2 wrote

“I think I f*cked up.”

Good observation skills there. You should fit right in.

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Odd-Ad-3282 t1_iy2jedf wrote

dude, you mush put all your money into single leg options,

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