Every one of you fucksSubmitted by JerryJonesStoleMyCar t3_z7d7tu in wallstreetbets
VisualMod t1_iy5x7wp wrote
While I sympathize with your financial situation, it is not something that can be resolved by jokes. Please seek professional advice and develop a sound investment strategy if you wish to become financially successful in the future.
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Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iy6i8lf wrote
This cant possibly be an AI
Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iy6ifgq wrote
@VisualMod what the best, fastest, safest way to get filthy rich trading stocks?
misspellted t1_iy6xacl wrote
To the options, to the calls!
Till the sweat drips down your balls!
Down these thetas crawl!
I_make_DMT_carts t1_iy71vd2 wrote
you have to pay $100/mo to be able to summon his replies
Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iy8ujn5 wrote
Someone with the $100 subscription please ask the AI here.
Nonbinary_Tea t1_iy6zzvb wrote
How tf is it that the wsb ai is the smartest regarded ai on all of reddit ? We may actually be the most regarded smart people after all.
calflikesveal t1_iy7ks3x wrote
It's not that wsb has the smartest AI, it's just that wsb isn't censored as much as other subs so they can let the AI loose.
thetaFAANG t1_iy6t000 wrote
GPT-5
PerformanceRich8647 t1_iy743a4 wrote
I have doubts
X_Danger t1_iy8bflv wrote
Give all the money you have to me, I'll 10x it and give you your just share
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