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VisualMod t1_iy5x7wp wrote

While I sympathize with your financial situation, it is not something that can be resolved by jokes. Please seek professional advice and develop a sound investment strategy if you wish to become financially successful in the future.

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Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iy6i8lf wrote

This cant possibly be an AI

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Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iy6ifgq wrote

@VisualMod what the best, fastest, safest way to get filthy rich trading stocks?

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misspellted t1_iy6xacl wrote

To the options, to the calls!

Till the sweat drips down your balls!

Down these thetas crawl!

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Nonbinary_Tea t1_iy6zzvb wrote

How tf is it that the wsb ai is the smartest regarded ai on all of reddit ? We may actually be the most regarded smart people after all.

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calflikesveal t1_iy7ks3x wrote

It's not that wsb has the smartest AI, it's just that wsb isn't censored as much as other subs so they can let the AI loose.

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X_Danger t1_iy8bflv wrote

Give all the money you have to me, I'll 10x it and give you your just share

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darthcaedusiiii t1_iy657zr wrote

No no. Just cause we are getting ducked doesn't mean it's not rape.

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thetaFAANG t1_iy6t1ug wrote

Mr Fantastic can do some fantastic reacharounds

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recurse_x t1_iy71dcc wrote

It’s Dumpsterin’ Time

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VisualMod t1_iy5x761 wrote

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atesti t1_iy7mpqv wrote

The smartest man in the world doesn't know nothing about risk management.

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IamJacksanger t1_iy9dbk9 wrote

Probably the only suitable time to use Comic Sans and OP blew it…

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