Submitted by mdizzle109 t3_z8x4t0 in wallstreetbets
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bytemuncher t1_iyecy4m wrote
Mine stagflated after seeing the market's reaction
SophisticatedTool t1_iyergh0 wrote
NNN over soon
WolfOfGuh t1_iye5bkx wrote
Calls are up...
gilockwood t1_iyenffe wrote
Bears are in denial
DonaldTrumpPenisButt t1_iydvssh wrote
Buccees is pretty cool
zeratul-on-crack t1_iye7x3n wrote
I don't understand shit, nothing of what JPow said is bullish, wtf
No_Storm_7686 t1_iyebwxu wrote
Whhh yes it is. He heavily hinted that they will raise the rates by .50 or .25 instead of the excpected .75
Watch m33t kevins video that he will upload in 30min or something
zeratul-on-crack t1_iyecwfx wrote
dude already said that before, .5 is what everyone is expecting in Dec FML
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autoHQ t1_iyepnbr wrote
Fucking stupid as hell, fuck the market and fuck jpow
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_iyedg7z wrote
The equities market is a forward-looking instrument. What he said was that their approach is working and that they are going to give it some time to marinate rather than drive the motherfucker into the ditch.
dropdx t1_iyepkhh wrote
The market is a bunch of coked out suits
Specimen_7 t1_iyeocif wrote
I mean in the last fed minutes, literally the section about forward-looking estimates lowered all expected output for the next two years 🤷🏻♂️
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_iyeyi52 wrote
GDP contracted like 3.5% in 2020 and markets were up 10%.
Corporate profits are what you're buying, not economic growth.
suasposnte187 t1_iydytop wrote
If that is the case, then I win, because Im running a SPY ODTE short strangle right now.
I_make_DMT_carts t1_iyeau7t wrote
… given recent moves I’m sorry to hear that lmfao
Spiked outta nowhere
ToughProgrammer t1_iye2kq3 wrote
*smashes the interest rate button*
nanaboostme t1_iyehh22 wrote
Fuck your calls
fuck your puts
all in on theta
zxc123zxc123 t1_iye8oup wrote
d_howe2 t1_iyejvj1 wrote
Can’t I just bet that everyone will have a fun time?
mdizzle109 OP t1_iyekwq1 wrote
he’ll still fuck that up
Vegan_Honk t1_iydvl7u wrote
Mfer has sleight of hand down. Money has been vanishing with lighting quickness of hands I haven't seen since hunter x hunter. That shit gon.
Minusfourtwenty t1_iye3ab9 wrote
In that case, wouldn't selling covered calls be the best play?
mdizzle109 OP t1_iye3fwb wrote
selling options is my go to play for these events, get that IV premium, then buy to close after the crush
pw7090 t1_iyel4ej wrote
I sold before the speech. Will cost 3x to buy back right now.
hhh1234566 t1_iyf397l wrote
Sheesh
Delmoroth t1_iye7krf wrote
The calls are most likely robomarketing anyway.
asianyo t1_iyf2bpm wrote
Jay “Theta gang” pow pow
Foolzzgold t1_iye7jj4 wrote
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
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bomag67 t1_iye53l0 wrote
Could of been worse..could be getting the diet coke
ldc262626 t1_iyecf8w wrote
Calls would be up today
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F7xWr t1_iyegrfa wrote
unimitigated pain on both flavors damn!
hashtagyashtag t1_iyejmj8 wrote
Perfectly average
RockyMtn_Steve t1_iyel103 wrote
Guess I missed whatever point he made that is sending market up.
HereForTwinkies t1_iyeog65 wrote
JPow is a Ticker Bell. Half bull half bear.
autoHQ t1_iyeppeu wrote
Fuck Jpow and fuck the stupid ass market.
Kiiaru t1_iyetryb wrote
It's crabin' time!
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Odd-Bluejay-6693 t1_iyeynvw wrote
inline options it is
downinthebasement t1_iyfaowc wrote
Not accurate
anachronofspace t1_iye49hn wrote
Ecstatic5 t1_iye6e7m wrote
Seems like “F_ _ _ Y’ALL”
Thyrvin t1_iydttjj wrote
My dick has been in stagflation for years