Submitted by mdizzle109 t3_z8x4t0 in wallstreetbets
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Vegan_Honk t1_iydvl7u wrote
Mfer has sleight of hand down. Money has been vanishing with lighting quickness of hands I haven't seen since hunter x hunter. That shit gon.
DonaldTrumpPenisButt t1_iydvssh wrote
Buccees is pretty cool
suasposnte187 t1_iydytop wrote
If that is the case, then I win, because Im running a SPY ODTE short strangle right now.
ToughProgrammer t1_iye2kq3 wrote
*smashes the interest rate button*
Minusfourtwenty t1_iye3ab9 wrote
In that case, wouldn't selling covered calls be the best play?
mdizzle109 OP t1_iye3fwb wrote
selling options is my go to play for these events, get that IV premium, then buy to close after the crush
anachronofspace t1_iye49hn wrote
Foolzzgold t1_iye7jj4 wrote
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
zeratul-on-crack t1_iye7x3n wrote
I don't understand shit, nothing of what JPow said is bullish, wtf
zxc123zxc123 t1_iye8oup wrote
I_make_DMT_carts t1_iyeau7t wrote
… given recent moves I’m sorry to hear that lmfao
Spiked outta nowhere
No_Storm_7686 t1_iyebwxu wrote
Whhh yes it is. He heavily hinted that they will raise the rates by .50 or .25 instead of the excpected .75
Watch m33t kevins video that he will upload in 30min or something
zeratul-on-crack t1_iyecwfx wrote
dude already said that before, .5 is what everyone is expecting in Dec FML
bytemuncher t1_iyecy4m wrote
Mine stagflated after seeing the market's reaction
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_iyedg7z wrote
The equities market is a forward-looking instrument. What he said was that their approach is working and that they are going to give it some time to marinate rather than drive the motherfucker into the ditch.
nanaboostme t1_iyehh22 wrote
Fuck your calls
fuck your puts
all in on theta
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hashtagyashtag t1_iyejmj8 wrote
Perfectly average
mdizzle109 OP t1_iyekwq1 wrote
he’ll still fuck that up
RockyMtn_Steve t1_iyel103 wrote
Guess I missed whatever point he made that is sending market up.
pw7090 t1_iyel4ej wrote
I sold before the speech. Will cost 3x to buy back right now.
gilockwood t1_iyenffe wrote
Bears are in denial
Specimen_7 t1_iyeocif wrote
I mean in the last fed minutes, literally the section about forward-looking estimates lowered all expected output for the next two years 🤷🏻♂️
HereForTwinkies t1_iyeog65 wrote
JPow is a Ticker Bell. Half bull half bear.
dropdx t1_iyepkhh wrote
The market is a bunch of coked out suits
autoHQ t1_iyepnbr wrote
Fucking stupid as hell, fuck the market and fuck jpow
SophisticatedTool t1_iyergh0 wrote
NNN over soon
Hacking_the_Gibson t1_iyeyi52 wrote
GDP contracted like 3.5% in 2020 and markets were up 10%.
Corporate profits are what you're buying, not economic growth.
Odd-Bluejay-6693 t1_iyeynvw wrote
inline options it is
hhh1234566 t1_iyf397l wrote
downinthebasement t1_iyfaowc wrote
Not accurate
VisualMod t1_iydqczm wrote
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