Submitted by NoMoreLandBro t3_z8ignq in wallstreetbets
Adorable-Poet-213 t1_iyd3828 wrote
Averaged buy guys for the motherfucking win. Really appreciate you sharing, it gets very tempting to think I know more than the market and professionals. This is very helpful.
Unless are part of an institution with reliable alpha, buy equities as a young person and retirement products as an older one. Zero stress, zero clicks per month. All auto. Buy a bond here or there when there’s an attractive yield if you really wanna feel like a genius.
Your dipshit friend from college posting his wins is lying. Never forget.
NoMoreLandBro OP t1_iyd3g39 wrote
What would really improve my gains is if I can marry a speaker of the House of Representatives.
Adorable-Poet-213 t1_iyd9wee wrote
Im doing ok performing “services” for her husband. He asked me to bring a hammer next time tho, seems a little odd.
NoMoreLandBro OP t1_iyda5ov wrote
A hammer… services… hmm… there might be a clue in here but… I. Just. Don’t. See. It.
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