Submitted by feetsonfury t3_zx64ug in wallstreetbets
Crocs now have a higher stock price than Tesla. Yes you heard that right. The autistic kid shoe label have surpassed the emperors kingdom.
$TSLA confirmed tits up
2023 gonna be helluva ride. See you regards in the ferry line across river Styx.
These are the very regards who went out there and yoloed their life savings buying TSLA after a stock split thinking the price is now down 1/3rd 😄
But stocks always go up after a split!!
People actively argue with visualmod. That’s all that needs to be said for the state of this sub.
Iq decay is the real catalyst in the retail market.
It’s the Adze symbol or another of the lost pre-attic and Homeric greek letters
And chipotle is 10x Tesla share price. What’s your point?
he’s just trying to tell you he’s too dumb to know the difference between price and market cap… and that he belongs here
Charging for guac was a genius business decision
How is Chipotle up 1000 in the last 5 years, that food is straight garbage.
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I guess I’ll sell my kids kidney and go buy some chipotle then
Hmm, Market cap much? 6,6B vs 388B
Crocs- float on water; Cyber truck - don’t float on water
True. I will buy floating stock with all my moneys👍🏼🙏🏻
Great strategic value to learn buoyancy potential of company goods
You had me at float
Your head must be quite buoyant
He’s built like a pool noodle, all over.
"Let that sink in"
Elon said the stock was overvalued at $50/share in 2020. He was right and everyone who's mocking the current stock price is a moron
I am curios how there can be some genius guys in here and at the same time 90% are dumber than a fork
In such utensil terms I’d just like to say Nothing is smarter than a spork.
This is beyond the normal levels of regarded
The stock price means nothing, it's all about market cap
But it’s [pr]evocative
Can we ban u/feetsonfury?
He’s a redact but not in a good way.
Oh you poor child.
>Tesla's stock price may have dipped below that of Crocs, but don't count the electric car maker out just yet. Tesla is still a much bigger company than Crocs, and it has far more growth potential. So while Crocs may be hot right now, Tesla is still the better long-term investment.
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It’s the brand for some lifestyle #bathsaltlife
Brother, somebody needs to tell you that price doesn’t mean shit. Market cap does. Tesla shares could lose half their value over night and Crocs still wouldn’t come anywhere close to its worth.
Driving a poorly designed Tesla wearing overpriced plastic Crocs is the way to the Elite.
Jesus this sub is garbage. I want to call this peak stupid, but tomorrow is a new day.
Will Tesla drop below 100
Boy oh boy….
Thank you for helping me feel smart. 👍
Nobody tell him pls
How many shares outstanding? Never go full regard
Crocs have better build quality than Tesla.
Both pretty devoid of naturally occurring materials
🤦♂️
Dont underestimate crocs, by 2024 they will have self walking shoes and then well see who gets the last laugh
The type of market analysis I'd expect from this sub...
Invert whatever position this guy has
Math is fun boys lol
Whichever way you swing it’s cool. I prefer fun girls laughing out loud, personally
Where’s visual mod to roast this regard when u need it
Math is hard
If you take issue, maybe don’t be running your fingers all back and forth on the abacus teasing it
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I’ve got my Crocs on while I’m reading this
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Jesus. I mourn for this sub. It gets dumber every day.