Oh boy, where do I even begin with my failure in the stock market trading 0dte's the past year? It's been a wild ride, that's for sure.

I started off the year with high hopes and big dreams of becoming a stock market mogul. I spent hours researching different companies, analyzing market trends, and studying different strategies. I was confident that I had the skills and knowledge necessary to succeed.

But as it turns out, I was completely wrong. My first few trades ended in massive losses and before I knew it, I was down a few thousand dollars. I tried to bounce back and make up for my losses, but every time I thought I had a surefire win, the market would turn against me and I'd end up even further in the red.

It was frustrating, to say the least. I was starting to feel like I was cursed or something. Every time I made a trade, it seemed like the universe was conspiring against me. I even started to believe that 0dte's were just out to get me.

Despite my best efforts, I just couldn't seem to catch a break. My portfolio was in shambles and I was starting to lose hope. But then, something miraculous happened. I finally made a trade that actually worked out in my favor! I was so excited, I couldn't believe it.

But alas, my luck was short-lived. The next few trades I made ended in even bigger losses than before. I was starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't cut out for this whole stock market thing.

In the end, I decided to throw in the towel and call it quits. Trading 0dte's just wasn't for me. I guess I'll stick to playing the stock market in Monopoly from now on. At least there, I can't lose all my fake money.