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JellyDenizen t1_j1605pr wrote

Great start, but you can't call yourself a professional until the balance is zero.

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toeachtheirown_ t1_j160n0j wrote

At least you’re doing things. I don’t even know how to start and at this point I am too afraid to ask.

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2ndSifter t1_j1613ym wrote

Another brother lost to the yield

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breadcrumbs59 t1_j162gxd wrote

The last drop is a bit too sharp, but the overall shape is visually pleasing. You're definitely on the right track.

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Bradleynailer t1_j16cxnm wrote

Looks like you can get two months of 4% interest from Robinhood gold! Nice work!

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Aggravating_Cry_9402 t1_j167uhi wrote

If you turn your phone upside-down, it looks like you lost all your money and never recovered.

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random_account6721 t1_j16f10w wrote

"please insert additional funds to continue playing"

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vwxyzabcdef t1_j165t5r wrote

Yes. Now just need to short yourself

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MediumRB t1_j16ipgj wrote

That little spike a quarter of the way in is a great touch, highly regarded. You need that confidence boost to really start gambling like you know what you're doing.

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ALPHA_C_ t1_j16szvw wrote

Yeah you good, keep holding the bag

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Killerjomoney t1_j16udez wrote

I don’t see 👀 anything wrong here sir! Looks green to me 😅

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UltimateTraders t1_j16xm9r wrote

Your certified wallstreetbets diploma is in the mail

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investorofstuff t1_j176js4 wrote

You still can afford a McDonald's, at least one burger so still better than most of us

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1O11O t1_j18ml1q wrote

Wtf did you invest in?

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MrMuscleJuice t1_j1997kn wrote

Seems pretty legit. May not be a full Tesla you can get but I’m sure hot wheels has one under $5 you can buy!

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henryjc2020 t1_j16rwxc wrote

Lol 9k

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BakaTendies t1_j17vh5w wrote

Seriously. This is weak. Can't get hard off 9k all time... Get this LGBTQ outta here!

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XchrisZ t1_j16uzeh wrote

Under $5 can't buy a single option yes clearly you are doing it right now fuck around with the app find another infinite money glitch.

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Motor_Professor5783 t1_j17d4lb wrote

No, you are doing it left. Because your money became everyone's money.

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matttchew t1_j186vk6 wrote

Id say you are only average. Sorry to tell you.

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SESbb30 t1_j18cs0g wrote

Better get a loan and yolo it all on arkk calls to get your money back. Nfa

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CT_Legacy t1_j18foq5 wrote

You're all losers unless you're making more than 4% as you could get it with Gold.

On 9k with gold you get a free 3.33% return. You managed a -99.9% return.

Good job.

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1TalefromTheCryptos t1_j1abfai wrote

I was on my way to this in my retirement account. I think I'm gonna early withdrawal my last 6k to pay some bills before it's gone. Started at 13k. No options just buying dips in tech for the last few months. img

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fukturkey t1_j187qth wrote

Let's go Brandon

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