Submitted by Positive-Shake6886 t3_zw8shz in wallstreetbets
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>If you had $100, you could invest in stocks or mutual funds. You could also use the money to start a small business or buy real estate.
Guaranteed way to make $1000 is to get a job
please show me $100 real estate
Fill up my gas tank
You can buy a dumbster and put it behind your favorite fast food restaurant.
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>a small business or buy real estate
Like a lemonade stand or an square inch of land?
It's a $100.
You divide it into $20 chunks and invest in low risk low reward ETFs to high risk high reward stocks. It'll take about a month to 3 months for it to get to $1000 if you're lucky. Invest in fuel, tobacco, computers, gun manufacturers etc.
Fill gas tank, drive to job interview, get job, make $1000
Buy a gun and go rob a bank
You are forgetting the other component in making money grow - time.
It is not just about making 100 into 1000, it is about making 100 into 1000 in a particular time.
Give it to me I’ll give you 10x back. This is financial advice
Win 4 hands of blackjack in a row and you’ve got 1600$
Get a Job and use the 100$ for commute & other expenses until you get paid.
Buy high quality cryptocurrency low caps.
The $100 you can invest in transportation, protection, client gifts, and advertising.
Then, bang 100 fat chicks for 10 bucks a piece. Or 10 really fat chicks for 100 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay.
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But making $1000 trading options is more CLASSY!
realistically?
i would put 100 into a large cap stock when it's down, like Fidelity right now.. wait for the 5% jump to go back to normal range, and sell..
now you are at 105.
i would repeat this process over and over and over till that 5% got me to $1000. and that's it.
but that's me.. and i honestly started with about 3k about 3 years ago, and now i'm over 20k, so it's a slow build, but totally worth it if you aren't making crazy trades and trying to beat the market with huge gains.. low risk, 3-5% gains, sell, and do it again. this is the way to make good wealth in a healthy way and will accomplish your goal while establishing a good habbit in trading.
Buy FD AAPL puts 1 minute before market close on the day they report earnings
Short the market on a weeklie.
lol let it ride 4x.. good grief
Send me $100 and Im gonna make it $1000. Trust me bro.
Buy real estate with $100? What is this? Apartments for ants?!
Get some gas and deliver foods for doordash And repeat. You need a lot of money to get in the casino. This is a casino
Basically this. Given enough time you can easily turn 100$ into 1k$. The trick is doing it in a specific time frame.
Watch the $SPY trend, buy a call/put for the next couple of days based on that trend and let your $100 ride.
Put the 100$ into your gas tank and drive to work
Yes, when a specific time frame is given, then we get to choose which type of investment yield best return to make 100 into 1000.
Shorter the time frame, riskier the choice, higher the probability of 100 going kaput.
2nd step goto richest privatest and doucheiest college you can find around and hand out $1 dollar samples ala Half-Baked and just wait around about 20 mins by the campus ATM.
Rinse and repeat, probably change up venues often
Put it on green
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You are on the wrong site....people here are experts at turning $1000 into $100...they've even got screenshots to prove that, the really good ones can turn $1000 into $10 in minutes (now that's impressive)
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This is WSB - you turn $1,000 into $100
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flip packs
Yolo it into an alt coin u could wake up a millionaire, fuck a thousandaire
Oh my gourd!
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Roulette wheel, 5 numbers, 20 on each, then again the same a couple times, same numbers if you win first time. Otherwise you lost it all first round. Making 10x your money in short order is always a gamble.
Fintor, Landa
Sell cash secured puts well OTM to build capital, then start shopping closer to ATM or even ITM until assignment. Sell covered calls OTM until you decide to protect your shares by rolling the contract or you again welcome getting your shares called away at a profit. Then sell another cash secured put...
Avoid the wash sale by going out 30+ days or pick a different ticker and do weeklies if you want to maximize theta decay. It is a bit of preference here, mostly in terms of how much you want to monitor your position. Weeklies trade on gamma as much as delta so they need pretty careful attention or you will get burnt if you sell Monday and check Friday.
Aside from a massive market crash or picking a very volatile stock, this is a pretty well tested method of making money in a small portfolio with access to margin. It won't likely make 10x in a month or two, but given time, it will.
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This belongs on r/meth
You think earnings are gonna be negative?
Buy $100 of water on a hot day, and sell them for $1 each.
start doing simple math in podcasts like “ You can double in one year so 100 becomes 200, 200 - 400, 400 - 800, 800 - 1600. See you are only 4 times away from making it 1000.” You can do it
I would do a lot of research on some stocks that don't meed the compliance for this sub and take a shot. To do it in any short time frame it is going to be gambling so make the odds better in your favour by crushing some due diligence. Anything actually worth going into is still going to take a couple years unless you can find a P&D as it is starting but that is what I would do.
Coke, baking soda and college kids.
Train BJJ, wrestling, and boxing for like 3-8 years, investing at least 18000 dollars into all the training. Finally get into a match against a guy who is clearly way better than me. Have someone else bet to win 19000 dollars on the other guy. Try my hardest.
Up 1000 dollars easy
The odds of winning 4 hands of blackjack are prob higher than picking the right one month spx though.
Honestly this is not a terrible idea rofl
No, but do you think they'll be positive?
I am a professional advantage player, and it would be very annoying but trivial in terms of risk and difficulty to do that given a few requirements
There are a few methods to do this with, believe it or not, zero risk, it would just be very time consuming and not worth the hourly.
Sounds like someone just got grandma's Christmas money
To be honest I dont know
He can’t cash secure puts with $50-$100 you regard
Guarenteed you can make more robbing a bank or casino.
OP never said about being free after.
$5 knife is all the investment you need. Add in free prison accommodation and food. Maybe excellent return
I think Tim 🍎 will give a weak forecast
Put it on black and pray?
Roulette.
Take $100 and place it in a passive market index ETF. Don't look at it for 25 years.
In the interim, acquire a rudimentary understanding of math, money and finance, so that you don't keep losing what little money you have on get rich quick schemes and gambling.
tyrone will teach you forex
With access to margin you illiterate. I'm not saying it is super easy to get the ball rolling. Going way OTM for safety might be necessary despite it meaning a pittance in premiums. I was asked to pave a path to 10x with a tiny amount. I welcome a better idea than a ODTE yolo call.
Could day trade it. I know you’re an idiot so let me explain…. You can’t get margin on an account with less than $2000 & besides cash secured puts are secured by your own cash not margin loans
I'd begin by going to the store and buying some food . After eating I'd write my plan
Calling tenfolding money „easy“ is the dumbest thing I ever read.
Do you also have a WhatsApp group and a webinar to sell ? 🤣🤣🤣
You are taking what I said with partial context. I said given enough time, yeah it's easy. Stick $100 bucks in any savings account with 0 fees and any form of interest > 0 and it will eventually become $1,000. Doing it in a specific time span, ie your life span, is the hard part.
Buy $100 of drugs from Europe where the costs are way cheaper. Sell and repeat...... This plan has some downside like jail or possibly a breaking bad style cartel involvement and death but its probably less risky than some of the bets people make on here 🤣
Blackjack or poker
Find a corner, make it yours. 🍆
Easy. Stick it on Hoof Hearted at 10/1
Whew. I'm glad someone caught that. Genuine thank you.
I'd gamble it on shit coins. If I walked into a casino with $100 I would spend it all on one bet not split it up and earn cents on the dollar.
If you want a more serious answer, spend it on a used lawnmower and get to work.
Can’t fill the tank for a 100
Unless ur driving a 2010 Lincoln Navigator 100$ should be more than a full tank
cries in european
Hahaha whoops
Pay your dad $100 to invest $50k on puts. You end with $1,000.
Swing a call today.
Money does grow on trees.
Start with 10k, duh.
Buy products, sell them
Invest in gourd futures
Remember they get fuel efficiency of about 20L/100km though.
ES micro Futures. 50$ margin, 1 Point = 5$.
Add a 0 with sharpie
As far as this project goes? Neither
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