Submitted by OwenLiu0810 t3_zyvefj in wallstreetbets
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Let's guess where TSLA can bounce back to, I'm guessing $160+!
Submitted by OwenLiu0810 t3_zyvefj in wallstreetbets
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Let's guess where TSLA can bounce back to, I'm guessing $160+!
This subreddit is hilarious. You were all buying TSLA at $400. Now it’s actually a good price to buy and you’re all hopping on the short bus too late.
It’s whatever is “in” are what these morons do. Tesla exploding? “OMG BUY BUY.” Tesla tanking? “Garbage company, I might touch it at $25, not until it comes down to fords price since they’re a car company too”
Or maybe this subreddit is full of regards with different opinions arguing all day? The people who like TSLA haven’t charged nor have the people who hate it
Guh me daddy!
I say it will rally to $69
Nice
A fed bear is a dead bear
My target is $90
Correct
Before rocketing to $50.
My puts hope so.
As I said last few days, I agree TSLA will fall below $100, maybe $80. But it will not reach until the middle of next year. Now is time for TSLA rebounce!
is that you Elon? :D
Elon would pick a better pseudonym than Owen.
Spoken like a true bag holder
hold deez
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What do those numbers mean? I see them periodically and a search doesn't yield any results. Thank you.
They’re custom emojis for this sub.
Emojis, they'll show up properly on mobile. First one is kekw emoji
Interesting. I'm on a Samsung mobile and I only see the numbers. Then again, maybe it's because I peruse reddit via the Joey app.
The pre-market is exactly the same as yesterday's close. I actually expect some profit taking and a small fall today.
Oh wow, a graph of a single day, how informative lol.
Hey! I found Elon’s alt account!!
Loss porn in the making.
As it breaks again below 120 haha
You must be talking about a trade because I see that over inflated car company, notice how I characterized it, as dramatically overvalued and should be sinking to the 50s by March 2023!!!
Possibly lower!!!!
I don't think Tesla is an innovative technology company anymore but what do I know, I just post on wallstreetbets, LOL 😂😄🤣
crashing pre-market - am guessing you need it to go to 300 to break even
Next stop should be 100 then 80
Man if you gamble in Vegas you could make a sheet load of monies and prolly get a free lap dance if you lose
I’m in. Bought all I could today
TSLA will hit sub $50. Short-term correction now though.
People ignore the 3:1 split. They also have not found the „weekly“ candles on their charts. Basically I agree with you. 50 is still high.
Definitely! I will not touch TSLA until we start seeing $25 personally.
150 or there shouts, at which point I’ll be shorting hard.
TSLA cult is so delusional and stupid
I must be timid. Gonna watch. See ya in a month on loss porn.
All depends on January quarter report. Looks like the inventory on the site is now 0.
Another 50% yoy and this thing flies
They need to prove the hockey stick adoption for EVs
Which to me is dumb because countries already outlawed ice after an average year of 2030
My money is in at 90 to 65. 90 start 65 to 70 everything I can afford. Wait 5 years until next bubble
Low-key my thoughts. We drop bellow 100, buy there and wait
Yup buying and holding 5plus years
It’s going up or down. The likelihood of it staying put is low. If ever there was a stock designed for a straddle, this is it.
remindme! 30 days
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Lmao, OP clearly doesn't understand the concept of a dead cat bounce
Forget catching a falling knife, OP thinks he can catch a falling cyber truck
Bounce was obvious, will go below 100 give it time
“I’m done selling”
Just write a personal check directly to Elon, it’s less steps than buying his stock and waiting for him to dump on you. “Elon Musk is using Tesla as his personal ‘ATM machine’” (Bloomberg)
The whole market went up this afternoon, Tesla was actually week in relation to the Spy and other tickets. High tide raise all boats, doesn’t mean Tesla is out of the woods
Fake pump so Elon can sell more shares
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Its so regarded, it might just work out
Oh kid
This guy belongs here
OP, maybe next time just post, guys I fucked up and bought TSLA calls, please someone buy my bags. Don't waste time posting charts and shit.
I’m gonna short this shit cause of you, don’t take it personally it’s just money
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I smell fudd
One day is the end of a year long decline? You are highly regarded.
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I will watch
Bull trap. A few days moving sideways and then another huge drop. Don’t catch a falling knife! Elon and Cathy will open an OF account to recover financially. Not me subscribing tho.
idk woods was a smokeshow back in the day
such bold rally. Much wow
This has to be a joke. Either that or you’re one of the most regarded people on this sub. No offense.
Ok Matt Damon
#lmao
My 287.50 NFLX calls 🥵🥵. What could’ve been
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What do you think of this one?
IIRC deliveries are announced next week and should be a catalyst higher and carry until earnings hit. Post earnings depends on margins and the macro environment.
Posts like this make me want to dump my shares
TSLA is a flatliner, just like your 1d graph. Dead very soon.
$TSLA triple topped with a head & shoulders pattern as of today.. it’s gonna fall more with bad earnings on 01/25 I’m short at 124 😉
Those who are bold make money, a lot of money, lose money, lots of money, everything. Those who are timid make money, lose money, watch people lose money and laugh.
If it dips, I’ll blow you… if it goes up, I’ll blow you… GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS !!!!
Next week the numbers will be horrible and stock will tank 20%.
150 by end of next week!!
I dont see a rally till latter in 23
Would that make you bold and timid as you watch yourself not make money?
Down today. Up Monday and gradually up for two weeks. Then the J Pow hammer in Feb. Buy at end of Feb to earn that Aspen retreat $$$.
Wrong, the type of people that would buy Tesla’s now hate Elon Musk and would be embarrassed to drive a Tesla. I don’t think the right wingers will make up for the lost sales from left wingers. Tesla is done. (Jk, my source is anecdotal Reddit comments and a few journalist saying they’re embarrassed to drive one now).
Maybe Tesla will start making cars with a new revolutionary fuel for the right wingers. Call it something like gasoline, holds way more energy than batteries. Also it’ll have truck nuts
This. Genius.
😂
You are special.
Yes it went up but the witch hunt on everything Elon is in full swing and I don't see negative campaign slowing down in near future. Company looks healthy though.
The enemy (insert here whoever fits the narrative) surely has more tricks up in their sleeve. Elon on the other hand don't have the right oratory skills to break the media spell. After months of reading shit about everything Elon, there's a glimpse of hope single article this morning. Is this the right time to buy Tesla stocks was the title.
Pragmatic business should prevail in this ideological war.
Grabs popcorn.
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So you say we just read the wrong shit about Elon (who's merely too much on the spectrum to speak normally) and not that he was saying the wrong (racist/sexist) shit onto which the media just jumped (rightly so)?! 🤣🙄
You ignore the demand side and the fact that „price cuts“ are accompanied by massive upselling of features. FSD is now 15k extra. The „iPhone of cars“ will not sell as well in 2023 and 2024. Right now, they want delivery to look good for the quarter. After that everything will break down.
Model Y is best selling car in Europe.
Doesn’t mean they can keep up with forward looking P/E. But this is what all the Elon disciples don’t get. Share Price does not equal Sold Products. Tesla could be a successful company trading below 40.
FSD is subject to lawsuit in California. They also are barred from advertising it here.
Ok yes it’s a car company. But isn’t it one with an edge. The tech side. The battery side. The possibility of being able to sell proprietary technology to competitors. If it wasn’t for this shit economic situation we are in Tesla is a great company to get behind.
The TSLA 'edge' is imaginary. BYD has the best battery technology. Baidu has the best autonomous driving technology. Nobody else in the industry wants the crappy TSLA 'solutions'.
Yes and theyre all chinese trash. Tesla is more than a car company. Insurance business alone is worth 100b in the near future.
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Nearly every large car maker has an insurance and finance division. None of them are worth a tiny fraction of $100B.
None of them has the info on their customers like tesla does.. you wont get it.
LOL. Mathematics isn't your strong point. Even if TSLA insured every car they sold in the US (literally impossible} they would generate less than $2B a year in insurance premiums and make about $80M gross profit. That would value the insurance buiness at only $1.5B.
TSLA fanbois live in a total fantasy world.
First off, lets get the math right since your as dense as your ego is high. Tesla sold more than 3m vehicles so far. Teslas insurance is about 1500$. So that gives 4.5b, not less than 1.5b total revenue if all cars were to be insured in tesla ins. Im not sure where you got the 80m gross profit, since tesla doesnt do marketing and basically has inhouse eveything, has the best and safest ( in terms of profitability because they know their customers, thus have the best info on whether someone will crash or not ) insurance policy offered for their cars, profit will likely be north of 700m. Even with your shitty eval, a business doing 80m gross profit is worth 1.5b (LOL), this puts tesla insurance in 15b accounting value. If you include all other value boosts like future proofness, growth factor, home insurance, basically no competition and a whole package to be offered to investors, tesla insurance can and certainly will be valued at north of 100b ONE DAY. Not tomorrow, one day.
jahwls t1_j282igt wrote
I say it will rally to $70