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MyNi_NotYourNi t1_j1d85lj wrote

Best advice: don't listen to anything anyone says here.

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mo2cii t1_j1d9ese wrote

If I say listen to this advise, then you’ll have to inverse it and listen.

So I’ll inverse my own advise and say listen to this advise.

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MyNi_NotYourNi t1_j1d9n80 wrote

Ah the joys of tautological contradictions :)

Now.. riddle me this - what happens if Cramer promotes the Inverse Cramer ETF?

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Schwimmbo t1_j1d8a96 wrote

Without joking: don't come here if you don't want to waste your inheritance.

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VisualMod t1_j1d7yuz wrote

>There is a lot to learn when it comes to investing in stocks and bonds, but the most important thing is to start doing your research. A good place to begin your research is by reading articles and watching videos about investing. Once you have a basic understanding of how the markets work, you can start looking at specific stocks and bonds that interest you. When evaluating a stock, pay attention to things like its price history, earnings reports, analyst ratings, and any news or events that might be affecting its performance. As for bonds, some key factors to consider are yield (the amount of interest paid out), credit rating (a measure of risk), and maturity date (when the bond will reach full value).

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unbannednow t1_j1d8gcr wrote

Open a Vanguard UK account and buy index funds

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mo2cii t1_j1d9l7z wrote

Buy TSLA 100 puts maturing June 2023.

March 2023 sell TSLA 100 puts, buy Sep 2023 TSLA 75 puts.

You get the idea.

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SlappyBottoms26 t1_j1dbgoh wrote

Run! Run away from this sub you STUPID person!

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Street-Rise-3899 t1_j1dcy5i wrote

It depends when you think you're gonna need to monney. If it's 10 years or more you should probably buy an index fund (and no bonds). In order to know which index fund (small/large caps and which country) I suggest asking on the r/investing forum.

For someone that is not willing to work several hours a day on investing. The best strategies are not the funniest ones unfortunatly.

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