Submitted by Dikheed t3_zyxm2j in wallstreetbets
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VisualMod t1_j28b2v7 wrote
The SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust is a good investment for those looking to gain exposure to the American stock market. The fund tracks the performance of the S&P 500 Index, which is made up of large-cap US stocks.
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Dikheed OP t1_j28b8q2 wrote
Good Bot.
East-Pollution7243 t1_j28fue3 wrote
Lets pray its a unicornπ Magic sometimes happens ππ Big PP energy πππ
Cadellaoc t1_j28g2es wrote
But what is the horse doing? Going over a waterfall or climbing Everest. Stay tuned.
Dikheed OP t1_j28gd9f wrote
I'm going long on Glue futures.
bakakaldsas t1_j28ixdg wrote
I always used to wonder how the hell the ancient people could look into sky, pick 4 stars and come up with some wild nonsence like "this is a horse drawn charriot that is going across the sky, with the rider shoting flaming arrows"...
Well, I guess when you stare at something long enough you start seeing thing. :D Sure, this is totally a horse... :D
HandsLikePaper t1_j28mz5s wrote
A horse of course!
isaacwaldron t1_j28n37l wrote
Why the long face?
GoldIndependent6 t1_j28nbht wrote
Haha this is a good comment right here!
BaalKazar t1_j28ns3y wrote
Classic inverted Seahorse
RunsaberSR t1_j28nzk9 wrote
Mfker gonna be an anteater soon.
lightning_whirler t1_j28ou2k wrote
Alcohol may have been a factor.
Cadellaoc t1_j28p6dz wrote
Calls on Craft glue
rylar t1_j28qy1i wrote
I completely wrote off TA a long time ago but this just brought me back.
Dikheed OP t1_j28t74z wrote
In the future there will be no Bulls and Bears, just horses and anteaters.
Dikheed OP t1_j28tpd2 wrote
25 minutes till the markets open, I'm shitfaced. Preparation is key.
JackHammeredd t1_j28w6it wrote
I wish that the Fed was just a group of rich assholes who decided to impact policy to make charts make different patterns as a giant game of Pictionary or Scribblio despite it making and destroying families. I also hope they are just doing it for a traveling trophy.
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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_j2911d0 wrote
Bro it might be time to go outside and get some fresh air, or have a nap.
cpt_justice t1_j2937bp wrote
Alright. I'm seeing the plan. Back to horse and buggy. Short tech and invest in ranches and blacksmiths. EDIT: Stetson! Giant hats!
ShittyStockPicker t1_j295hg9 wrote
Neigh way jose!
LerooooooooyJenkins t1_j2960yh wrote
This is the way... Great DD
Pleading-Orange168 t1_j296ani wrote
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
pharmboy008 t1_j298k23 wrote
Yeehaw motherfucker
GPU_IcyPhoenix t1_j299ao8 wrote
That's the actual TA
stonkautist69 t1_j29b0tv wrote
The technical analysis on this horse is off the charts. What will happen next????
operator7777 t1_j29eihy wrote
Hahahaha π€£
epicgameritay t1_j29ekw3 wrote
This is wsb, u belong in r/stocks
Dikheed OP t1_j29eta2 wrote
They bring out a shotgun.
Jon_The_Greatest t1_j29g200 wrote
Its taking us all for a ride.
suasposnte187 t1_j29gnbo wrote
the mouth is further down and to the right.
Careful-Hat2145 t1_j29hb3x wrote
THIISSSSS
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lucivaryas t1_j29jx3m wrote
Honestly, let them draw what they want. Just, please, goddamnit guys, leave my meager profits alone π too much lost and so little gained.
Dozekar t1_j29jzyr wrote
I mean if the markets gonna fuck you, it's wise to relax as best you can. Not the worst idea I've seen posted today.
PineappleProstate t1_j29kc8b wrote
The horsemen are coming
PineappleProstate t1_j29kikr wrote
Best laugh I've had all week
PineappleProstate t1_j29lbdn wrote
I just wish they would give a clue what they are drawing so we can frantically bet our life that it's a dragon this time. Nope it was a penis...again...
FormerSBO t1_j29mk4q wrote
Millennials and Zoomers: "We want to be able to buy a home someday"
The Fed: "Neigh!"
Outis7379 t1_j29mqvu wrote
For ancient people or OP?
Dikheed OP t1_j29muxr wrote
Haha, nice.
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Stahl_Scharnhorst t1_j29pm8a wrote
Horse Market!
robustify5 t1_j29pmlp wrote
There truly is an XKCD for everything:
GoGiveCrypto t1_j29sg77 wrote
This is solid analysis.
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Dikheed OP t1_j29uz2a wrote
Saddled with debt. Time to rein it in.
stonkautist69 t1_j29wdou wrote
I like the odds. Whatβs this horses name so I can buy some calls?
Dikheed OP t1_j29zpvj wrote
Cramer's Choice.
4troglodyte t1_j2a091y wrote
Maybe try making stock predictions looking by at clouds for Unicorns in 2023ππ€‘
thebinarysystem10 t1_j2a0l1s wrote
Elon Musk just handing out horses left and right
krvdave t1_j2a35w3 wrote
Technically, it's analysis
I_Bought_At_The_Top t1_j2a3jhr wrote
Well thank god it isnβt an elephant
Dikheed OP t1_j2a64rl wrote
Wait, isn't that what we've been doing this year?
Dikheed OP t1_j2a6to8 wrote
I've watched a lot of Bloomberg TV this year.
All that technology and expertise... not one of them spotted it.
Hacks.
HeatTurbulent t1_j2a6ycz wrote
Issa an animorph
Dikheed OP t1_j2a72hh wrote
Analysts confident of a giraffe in 2024.
Responsible_Sport575 t1_j2a9qq9 wrote
Responsible_Sport575 t1_j2a9yhy wrote
Will they be wearing red coats or white?
Responsible_Sport575 t1_j2aa4hp wrote
Careful making fun of Skynet
stonkautist69 t1_j2acsei wrote
Ok i just put er down
CAXHIBRUH t1_j2al87r wrote
Nay is also what my portfolio says when asked about profits
mrkav2 t1_j2am5w3 wrote
You brilliant fool! You did it!
Dikheed OP t1_j2ana51 wrote
When they get scared, we get stirrups.
Crypto_RaNsOm t1_j2bb6za wrote
Nice point of view. I actually see it as a descending channel but this works too lol.
McGee55555 t1_j2bdd2z wrote
Damn Bro! That's Fucking BONERIFIC!!!πππ
Supreme-Serf t1_j2bjrx2 wrote
You win the internet today!
nycteris91 t1_j2blfnr wrote
You see a horse and I see a lizard from Dark Souls 3. Actually, I see the money printer.
Alone_Pizza_371 t1_j2bvtrv wrote
More like a 4 horse draw
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bignooner t1_j2c2h17 wrote
The reliable horse pattern. Know it when I see it
Dry_Butterscotch_637 t1_j2c700t wrote
Just imagine if the feds weren't purposefully crashing the market. Possibly chance of market going haywire ballistic π€£π₯²π―
Dikheed OP t1_j2ca5ig wrote
Or a giraffe.
pbjames23 t1_j2cgkpp wrote
Top Notch Lines
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that's a sign from the Gods
Unique_Mastodon5855 t1_j2f0mh7 wrote
Itβs a Trojan horse. Donβt fall for it
Dikheed OP t1_j2f10oi wrote
Indeed, it seems hollow,but it's full of all my lost money.
VisualMod t1_j28b2k3 wrote
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