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Same_Class5866 t1_j6e3js3 wrote

Your friend sells these substances and you are here looking for financial advice. Bro you have a business you can get into that is profitable. Well profitable until the cops raid you but the chance of that happening is as about as low as me making profit off of SPY calls.

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IllustriousSignal575 t1_j6e6co1 wrote

You can blast that shit on Snap Maps and shit and they still won't give a shit. The second you pass them going 4mph over with window tint, boyyyyy you better watch out hahahaha.

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Same_Class5866 t1_j6f5nnn wrote

Lol yes 4 random people all pull up in an abandon parking lot around 3:00am all with there snap maps on nothing sus going on here officer😅

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NextTrillion t1_j6ex4n3 wrote

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

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jashxn t1_j6ex5ux wrote

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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NextTrillion t1_j6f47g9 wrote

What did you say you little birch? You obviously know nothing about gorilla warfare.

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captainmalexus t1_j6er7n6 wrote

If you sell enough to not live in a shack you're definitely gonna be raided

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NextTrillion t1_j6ewtcc wrote

>but the chance of that happening is as about as low as me making profit off of SPY calls.

There’s no such thing as a guaranteed investment, but I think I may have just found the Holy Grail of ROI. Anything that inverses this guy‘s SPY calls is going to print, so, meth it is.

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