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AntiHyperbolic t1_j5tj6ov wrote

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the {FED} are pussies. And {Jerome Powell} is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

  • Elon, maybe?

FarmerAndy88 t1_j5two9o wrote

One of the greatest movie quotes of all time. Seriously never seen a better sex scene in any movie.


xtrmist t1_j5tesne wrote

Understandable. Elon is asshole enough for everybody.


mdneilson t1_j5tv83l wrote

I worked at a place that "didn't hire assholes". This was my exact take, the CEO was enough of a dick to cover everyone.


Tnuvu t1_j5thhch wrote

From the amount of kids he has with all those women, I have to agree...he sure ain't an ass man


Repulsive-Lake1753 t1_j5vfalv wrote

I don't know, that assumes only one orgasm an evening. Maybe he IS an ass man but he's also INCREDIBLY fertile.


geovra t1_j5ta707 wrote

There is only enough room for one asshole at SpaceX/Tesla/Twitter


Live-Ad6746 t1_j5tgn84 wrote

It’s funny cuz he is one


penguin_2345 t1_j5t96vt wrote

Cradling the balls and stroking the shaft… just how daddy likes it….


beepatr t1_j5u0idj wrote

It's a "No assholes" policy, not a "no asshole" policy.
Elon can never handle competition.


Beachtrader007 t1_j5tupeb wrote

Please dont be on the earnings call, please dont be on the earnings call.


throwawayamd14 t1_j5u0sxs wrote

Lol, amongst engineers Elon is notorious. No one wants to work for him, all he gets is new grads or people who post TikToks. The real quality engineers are not working at any of elons companies


johndsmits t1_j5ukwt9 wrote

I guess GeoHot is evidence. Lasted what, 5 weeks?


throwawayamd14 t1_j5uldpm wrote

Surprised he even made that. Tesla cons fresh grad engineers with their strong marketing strategy.

Every experienced engineer thinks to themself “why would I work twice as many hours for 75% of my current pay?”


muncher21 t1_j5v2cn3 wrote

Tom mueller = new grad who posts TikTok’s 😂😂😂


throwawayamd14 t1_j5v347s wrote

That guy left spacex and started his own company instead of going back.

Are you trying to use a guy who was developing engines for Elon but quit and started developing them at his own company instead as an example of talent retention?


muncher21 t1_j5vf5a0 wrote

>That guy left spacex and started his own company instead of going back.

After working there for 19 years...


throwawayamd14 t1_j5vijnm wrote

Ah I see, your past posts is just sucking Elon’s dick. Here’s a ground report for you. I’m an engineer, I have friends from college who have worked in Elon’s companies (spacex). Guess what, it’s fucking awful. They all get paid less than engineers at other large companies and work 80 hours instead of 40 hours. Just people like you can’t tell the difference between Elon’s sperm and marketing and think it’s a great place to work.


muncher21 t1_j5vkm5f wrote



throwawayamd14 t1_j5vtjxu wrote

You started posting defending him and his companies the same day you made this account, over a year ago. And have just done that consistently since then


RockmanMike t1_j5u0t5n wrote

He said "assholes" as in plural; so he, himself can be the only "asshole" (singular) in the company.


tiffanylockhart t1_j5tbxcg wrote

is that why he is focusing mostly on twitter now?


M_star_killer t1_j5twukc wrote

Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.


PR_Guayan t1_j5tb1y4 wrote

No assholes, dicks only


n1ck90z t1_j5tbw3m wrote

Did he had to leave?


Popular_District9072 t1_j5teikk wrote

my company has alike policy, and assholes do slip in regardless


gunnarbird t1_j5tpd0b wrote

Can someone PLEASE change that rocket to a dildo


DatsunDom t1_j5tr9t7 wrote

They sew you up at orientation.


Disastrous_Care_5443 t1_j5tucmi wrote

Stock sank as soon as WS read he kept it public for Cathy LMAO


retardedastronaut t1_j5u0f01 wrote

If there is no ass hole how do they crap on share holders ?


rupert20201 t1_j5u14sj wrote

That goes in line with no toilet breaks longer than 30 seconds. Can’t take a shit with no arsehole can ya ?


mrmadmusic t1_j5uayo9 wrote

Because that rocket looks like it would hurt an asshole


Cattaphract t1_j5uf238 wrote

Why is he holding a dildo?


DariusMarius00 t1_j5ud937 wrote

And where do he put the dildo in his hands in?


ClydeFroagg t1_j5udf7r wrote

maybe take the fins off the nose and try again?


Otheus t1_j5umgh9 wrote

Plural! We're allowed to have one... Elon himself


Hungry-Weakness8417 t1_j5vdhof wrote

Every boss that's ever said that never offers pay rises and loses their best workers


madflash711 t1_j5ve149 wrote

With their rocket’s profile it is probably safer for the assholes if they stay puckered and out of sight.


Zakkana t1_j5vk5jx wrote

So he’s left the company?


Observ1 t1_j5vmza8 wrote

Says the largest asshole.


matterson22070 t1_j5vw1j5 wrote

Well......another dream of mine shattered.


Fart_Barfington t1_j5vwytz wrote

This quote is taken out of context. He was explaining why he took away everyone's bathroom breaks.


No-plot-twist t1_j5vx0qp wrote

discrimination against people with multiple buttholes, reported


flying_cofin t1_j5vxves wrote

What about the CEO, he seems to be the biggest one imo 😅


AlwaysSeekAdventure t1_j5w0vx5 wrote

Lol yet the largest asshole is the figurehead of the company, makes sense!


Public-Angle82 t1_j5w9rjf wrote

He definitely shoved that up his butt


Mr_Hassel t1_j5wbyxg wrote

Then why are you there? LOL


NewChemistryPlanets t1_j5ww02r wrote

How do you take a crap at SpaceX? With this realization, a much more interesting question than 'how do you go to the bathroom in space?'


gnocchicotti t1_j5xm5qz wrote

They play by Kim Jong Un rules


getonurkneesnbeg t1_j60lgy2 wrote

That’s why he’s holding his custom made butt plug. Insert and the asshole disappears!