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AntiHyperbolic t1_j5tj6ov wrote
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the {FED} are pussies. And {Jerome Powell} is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
- Elon, maybe?
FarmerAndy88 t1_j5two9o wrote
One of the greatest movie quotes of all time. Seriously never seen a better sex scene in any movie.
AntiHyperbolic t1_j5u1czt wrote
It would be impossible to have a better sex scene.
gym_brah81 t1_j5u5el8 wrote
Elon's holding a dildo, so I'm gonna say this is a real quote
ETH_Knight t1_j5utexu wrote
Since you seem to not recognize it. It s beautiful.
Necessary-Onion-7494 t1_j5uld95 wrote
Dirka dirka ?
CorruptedFrogs t1_j5v7mhs wrote
just hide your asshole with tape until you get home.
Positive_Wheel_7065 t1_j5vxrxd wrote
You had me at "Dicks fuck Assholes"
BackgroundPrompt3111 t1_j5wb8nu wrote
Fuck yeah!
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