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[deleted] t1_j6gxebw wrote

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Baecchus t1_j6gz06y wrote

Fucking 100x short on everything.

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doctorcrimson t1_j6j9zsl wrote

Hey man you wanna let me borrow some of that money you're throwing around?

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MagicAG t1_j6jffvj wrote

Throw it our way

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justanothermofo88 t1_j6kmqh7 wrote

Send it "to a burn wallet" they say....NAWWWW fuck that, give it to an ape! Just doing our part to reduce the circulating supply of fiat!

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Same_Class5866 t1_j6gx567 wrote

Well it was fun everyone now make sure to put your money in more low risk investments like savings accounts with 0.5% interest 😂

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megdoo2 t1_j6h2jab wrote

You can get 4.2% now 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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tjbarz t1_j6hjkeb wrote

Where

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blackbirdlore t1_j6iysq1 wrote

Discover offers 5% savings account if you have a credit card with them.

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doctorcrimson t1_j6ja8qd wrote

Not the same, but I like my VYM shares with 3.5% dividends. They survived 2008, they survived 2020, that shit is lit.

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tjbarz t1_j6jc0w1 wrote

I appreciate you sharing what seems to be a very low risk choice.

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nycteris91 t1_j6irv5p wrote

>ANFCI

Too risky. Cramer could be attracted to them. I will choose a market loser in order he doesn't put his money in it.

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stockist420 t1_j6hirn8 wrote

Jpow comes hard drunk, swears at everyone, punches few media people, exposes himself and raises interest rates by 1000 bps.

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StrikeGoat t1_j6gxxl3 wrote

Ok this is going to be the first time he is right

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MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6h0b0b wrote

Man is the Stephan A Smith of stocks/markets. He's wrong so often you can just do the reverse and you'll be right. It's impressive how consistently wrong he is. Must be a deep cover for the Fed

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Austenny t1_j6hdr1y wrote

Reckon his code name is DEEP FUCKING WRONG. DFW for short.

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Baecchus t1_j6gyyeg wrote

Attempting to inverse the inverse-Cramer again, aren't we? Gonna be a tough lesson.

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MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6h082l wrote

Is that dude ever right?

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BraidRuner t1_j6i9de7 wrote

Not on days ending in Y

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MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6l7c6m wrote

LOL, so true

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BraidRuner t1_j6lh1er wrote

I hate that fucking prick. He is a smug symptom of what is wrong with the system. How he lives and breathes and walks the streets is beyond me. I would never serve him a cup of water. He would have to leave anywhere I was working. I would not fix his car or cut his hair or mow his lawn. I would make it my mission to see him anathema to polite society. Seriously just fuck him

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A_Starving_Scientist t1_j6i9h80 wrote

He is a mouth piece for the hedge funds and nothing more. Claims to bat for retail when all he is doing is leading lambs to slaughter.

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adarkuccio t1_j6ky7rc wrote

That explains how he's suspiciously (almost) always wrong

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VentriTV t1_j6iqg1y wrote

He’s a shilling piece of shit, his recommendations are fed to him by the hedge funds that own his ass. I love it when he pumps some stock right before a rug pull.

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Sheeple81 t1_j6gzm1z wrote

We didn't realize we were in the good times now they are over.

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surethereal t1_j6gworw wrote

Jim Cramer jinx

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BraidRuner t1_j6i9job wrote

We need to call Will Smith and tell him Cramers been talking about Jada's bald head and let nature take its course

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couchy91 t1_j6gzlnc wrote

Ffs.. shits gonna hit the fan.

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Big-Toe6215 t1_j6hhxq7 wrote

My puts gonna print so hard.

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Thanks, Jim! Booya.

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jiantoi t1_j6hiqnu wrote

Cramer's kiss of death

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n1ck90z t1_j6gyrc6 wrote

Any odd number of inversions should be good

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Goldfishy666 t1_j6hg8tw wrote

So just tried a x20 short for the first time

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NakedPatrick t1_j6hn4qs wrote

If the fed decides on 50bps for whatever reason we are in for a fuckening

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Raphael17 t1_j6hpcye wrote

Can someone tape his fucking mouth?? Why does he get to speak still?

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skyblue5432 t1_j6i0vsb wrote

Well the market could go up for about half an hour. But then JPow starts talking at the press conference.

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DyuSPY t1_j6hxyug wrote

F gotta get them puts. Didn’t know the rally finished so quick

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delsombra t1_j6i1n7h wrote

well, that bodes well for all my puts

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CramertheShorter t1_j6i2o8v wrote

Damnnnnnn, I bought BTC with 20x leverage 5 hours ago. Well it seems that I'll get liquidated as usual.

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CliffDraws t1_j6i4taa wrote

He said “could”. Does this still count for reverse Kramer?

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Weird-Status-287 t1_j6iclur wrote

Jim Cramer buys 10k, and Crim Jamer sells 100k

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TridentsFork t1_j6igwu1 wrote

Thus far, this gentleman is not popular on here... however... he's made his money.

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Allenft t1_j6iin56 wrote

dont forgot he now knows we inverse him, could be another green week

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ArcticGold t1_j6inz7o wrote

I wish he just shut ups. All my positions are doing great. He types on his stupid phone. Stocks does at least 30%-100% the opposite direction. Fuccckkking shit.

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Turbiedurb t1_j6irz88 wrote

I should drop parts of the load before FOMC, got it Cramer.

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fonn4 t1_j6iv5eq wrote

It was nice while it lasted

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SpielerZwei t1_j6j2eww wrote

why is this tagged as meme. this is setious financial advice.

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Ethanbob103 t1_j6j4rbg wrote

Thank god im tired of my fallbacks going down

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YungKingAj t1_j6j7e38 wrote

Everyone’s talking about shorting so I will do the opposite img

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doctorcrimson t1_j6j9ue2 wrote

Sometimes I wonder if he's actually trying or just parotting public sentiment knowing full well we're inversing his ass.

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401k_gambler t1_j6l4v0a wrote

Uber eats drivers really come from the challenged spectrum sometimes. Every once in a while I get one who can’t figure out how to operate the gate at my complex. They always act like it’s literally some kind of impossible task but no one else has an issue. So annoying

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yolo_call t1_j6l9arw wrote

#inversecramer… buying puts

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OwnCar2627 t1_j6i0cag wrote

End of capitalism 🥲

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