Submitted by JPowsSecretlover t3_10ou5a6 in wallstreetbets
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Fast_Championship_R t1_j6gw4mp wrote
Imminent collapse
aSimpleUkrainian t1_j6gwdfi wrote
hate this party pooper…
surethereal t1_j6gworw wrote
Jim Cramer jinx
Same_Class5866 t1_j6gx567 wrote
Well it was fun everyone now make sure to put your money in more low risk investments like savings accounts with 0.5% interest 😂
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StrikeGoat t1_j6gxxl3 wrote
Ok this is going to be the first time he is right
octoreadit t1_j6gykjv wrote
Inverse the inverse? What in the Inception's name is this?!
littlemarcus91 t1_j6gykmf wrote
Bulls r fukt
n1ck90z t1_j6gyrc6 wrote
Any odd number of inversions should be good
Baecchus t1_j6gyyeg wrote
Attempting to inverse the inverse-Cramer again, aren't we? Gonna be a tough lesson.
Baecchus t1_j6gz06y wrote
Fucking 100x short on everything.
couchy91 t1_j6gzlnc wrote
Ffs.. shits gonna hit the fan.
Sheeple81 t1_j6gzm1z wrote
We didn't realize we were in the good times now they are over.
MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6h082l wrote
Is that dude ever right?
MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6h0b0b wrote
Man is the Stephan A Smith of stocks/markets. He's wrong so often you can just do the reverse and you'll be right. It's impressive how consistently wrong he is. Must be a deep cover for the Fed
Stachemaster86 t1_j6h1sme wrote
Cha cha real smooth
megdoo2 t1_j6h2jab wrote
You can get 4.2% now 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
elpresidentedeltoro t1_j6h3ixu wrote
Oh boy, there goes the neighborhood, eh boys
Outis7379 t1_j6h4g7z wrote
Awww cruds…
bluemanoftheyear t1_j6h4lz2 wrote
He is Arthur spooner. Do the opposite
Key_Hamster9189 t1_j6h62x0 wrote
Damn. Should we go reverse-Cramer?
steaveaseageal t1_j6hcj5i wrote
Bloodbath
BarberExpert9114 t1_j6hdcj5 wrote
FUCK
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wsbt4rd t1_j6hdk2a wrote
Shit shit shit we're all doomed! Run for your lives! Sell everything and go long in Shitcoin!!
Austenny t1_j6hdr1y wrote
Reckon his code name is DEEP FUCKING WRONG. DFW for short.
Goldfishy666 t1_j6hg8tw wrote
So just tried a x20 short for the first time
Big-Toe6215 t1_j6hhxq7 wrote
My puts gonna print so hard.
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Thanks, Jim! Booya.
jiantoi t1_j6hiqnu wrote
Cramer's kiss of death
stockist420 t1_j6hirn8 wrote
Jpow comes hard drunk, swears at everyone, punches few media people, exposes himself and raises interest rates by 1000 bps.
darkspd96 t1_j6hix8g wrote
*500 bps
tjbarz t1_j6hjkeb wrote
Old-Lavishness-9546 t1_j6hknxv wrote
Sure thing!
NakedPatrick t1_j6hn4qs wrote
If the fed decides on 50bps for whatever reason we are in for a fuckening
Raphael17 t1_j6hpcye wrote
Can someone tape his fucking mouth?? Why does he get to speak still?
Tasigur1 t1_j6htb8v wrote
:((
Tasigur1 t1_j6htemz wrote
Sweet buy opportunities
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Lckylke t1_j6hxdew wrote
Not in Europe
DyuSPY t1_j6hxyug wrote
F gotta get them puts. Didn’t know the rally finished so quick
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OwnCar2627 t1_j6i0cag wrote
End of capitalism 🥲
skyblue5432 t1_j6i0vsb wrote
Well the market could go up for about half an hour. But then JPow starts talking at the press conference.
delsombra t1_j6i1n7h wrote
well, that bodes well for all my puts
CramertheShorter t1_j6i2o8v wrote
Damnnnnnn, I bought BTC with 20x leverage 5 hours ago. Well it seems that I'll get liquidated as usual.
TWAndrewz t1_j6i2sq3 wrote
Puts ftw!
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CliffDraws t1_j6i4taa wrote
He said “could”. Does this still count for reverse Kramer?
unix_enjoyer305 t1_j6i682r wrote
LFG!!!!!!!!!!
Reno_valetore t1_j6i7jp5 wrote
Recession confirmed
BraidRuner t1_j6i9de7 wrote
Not on days ending in Y
A_Starving_Scientist t1_j6i9h80 wrote
He is a mouth piece for the hedge funds and nothing more. Claims to bat for retail when all he is doing is leading lambs to slaughter.
BraidRuner t1_j6i9job wrote
We need to call Will Smith and tell him Cramers been talking about Jada's bald head and let nature take its course
Weird-Status-287 t1_j6icir8 wrote
Sell sell sell!
Weird-Status-287 t1_j6iclur wrote
Jim Cramer buys 10k, and Crim Jamer sells 100k
Striker40k t1_j6icmsd wrote
SELL SELL SELL
Florida_man2022 t1_j6ifs7k wrote
Robinhood
TridentsFork t1_j6igwu1 wrote
Thus far, this gentleman is not popular on here... however... he's made his money.
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Allenft t1_j6iin56 wrote
dont forgot he now knows we inverse him, could be another green week
Aggravating_Ad_8453 t1_j6ily2p wrote
f**k him, I just bought a lot of calls.
ArcticGold t1_j6inz7o wrote
I wish he just shut ups. All my positions are doing great. He types on his stupid phone. Stocks does at least 30%-100% the opposite direction. Fuccckkking shit.
Cris257 t1_j6ipdba wrote
*1000 bps And faster quantitative tightening.
VentriTV t1_j6iqg1y wrote
He’s a shilling piece of shit, his recommendations are fed to him by the hedge funds that own his ass. I love it when he pumps some stock right before a rug pull.
absat41 t1_j6ircaq wrote
ANFCI has entered chat.... wut?
nycteris91 t1_j6irv5p wrote
>ANFCI
Too risky. Cramer could be attracted to them. I will choose a market loser in order he doesn't put his money in it.
Turbiedurb t1_j6irz88 wrote
I should drop parts of the load before FOMC, got it Cramer.
Turbiedurb t1_j6is19b wrote
Rrrandomalias t1_j6itgos wrote
9000 beeps!
Stringer514 t1_j6iujc6 wrote
Recession confirmed.
fonn4 t1_j6iv5eq wrote
It was nice while it lasted
Sorry-Business-1152 t1_j6ivtlt wrote
jsears1978 t1_j6iyidm wrote
Aaannndd it’s gone
blackbirdlore t1_j6iysq1 wrote
Discover offers 5% savings account if you have a credit card with them.
SpielerZwei t1_j6j2eww wrote
why is this tagged as meme. this is setious financial advice.
Ethanbob103 t1_j6j4rbg wrote
Thank god im tired of my fallbacks going down
laminatedjesus t1_j6j6ob3 wrote
What party
YungKingAj t1_j6j7e38 wrote
Everyone’s talking about shorting so I will do the opposite
pltrnerd t1_j6j8dai wrote
1.21 jigapoints.
doctorcrimson t1_j6j9ue2 wrote
Sometimes I wonder if he's actually trying or just parotting public sentiment knowing full well we're inversing his ass.
doctorcrimson t1_j6j9zsl wrote
Hey man you wanna let me borrow some of that money you're throwing around?
doctorcrimson t1_j6ja8qd wrote
Not the same, but I like my VYM shares with 3.5% dividends. They survived 2008, they survived 2020, that shit is lit.
tjbarz t1_j6jc0w1 wrote
I appreciate you sharing what seems to be a very low risk choice.
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MagicAG t1_j6jffvj wrote
Throw it our way
Goblin_Bird_Grabber t1_j6jl80x wrote
"party on Garth"
:air guitar gestures:
"weee weee owww!"
Tripartist1 t1_j6k4i31 wrote
VYMs weekly chart kinda makes me hard ngl.
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justanothermofo88 t1_j6kmqh7 wrote
Send it "to a burn wallet" they say....NAWWWW fuck that, give it to an ape! Just doing our part to reduce the circulating supply of fiat!
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adarkuccio t1_j6ky7rc wrote
That explains how he's suspiciously (almost) always wrong
Outrageous-Cycle-841 t1_j6l328a wrote
401k_gambler t1_j6l4v0a wrote
Uber eats drivers really come from the challenged spectrum sometimes. Every once in a while I get one who can’t figure out how to operate the gate at my complex. They always act like it’s literally some kind of impossible task but no one else has an issue. So annoying
cryptowhale80 t1_j6l5pe9 wrote
Buying puts then
MikesRockafellersubs t1_j6l7c6m wrote
LOL, so true
yolo_call t1_j6l9arw wrote
#inversecramer… buying puts
BraidRuner t1_j6lh1er wrote
I hate that fucking prick. He is a smug symptom of what is wrong with the system. How he lives and breathes and walks the streets is beyond me. I would never serve him a cup of water. He would have to leave anywhere I was working. I would not fix his car or cut his hair or mow his lawn. I would make it my mission to see him anathema to polite society. Seriously just fuck him
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