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Responsible-Dinner37 t1_j6linpk wrote

someone has puts lol

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putridfries OP t1_j6lizbw wrote

Nah I only have like $300 bucks to spend and the 2025 $35 puts are still too expensive for my blood (currently at $2.58).

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AcceptableEnd8715 t1_j6lk6l1 wrote

If u had bought a put this morning for end of week w your little 300$ youd have already turned it into 533. Nerd

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HoneyBadgerr707 t1_j6ljyvl wrote

put you’re money where your mouth is if you think tesla is worth $35 yolo those $300 img

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putridfries OP t1_j6lk722 wrote

And buy 1 put?!??!? Who the fuck buys 1 contract?!???

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cesvilmal t1_j6lkmto wrote

Who da fuck only has $300 😂😂

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putridfries OP t1_j6lkvae wrote

Your mom…after I paid her

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007baldy t1_j6lksu0 wrote

Poors.

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_PM_me_your_MOONs_ t1_j6ly3tv wrote

He's self admitted poor and refuses to believe it.

Probably typing these responses with greasy hands from his hungry man dinner.

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007baldy t1_j6lyjxy wrote

No time to waste washing hands with creek water out of a wood bucket, he has to get to chopping wood for his only source of heat, a 1920s wood stove, but he says he does it because he enjoys the exercise.

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y90210 t1_j6lkflj wrote

You are poor, so that explains the anger. I'm enjoying my Tesla, owned it 4 years this April. Next vehicle will also be a Tesla.

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OtherwisePromiseMe t1_j6lkx5w wrote

Friend of mine spent $75k on one and I’m convinced the doors are made of plastic. Never have had the heart to tell him but I think it’s a gigantic POS. I’ll never understand the hype.

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opAnonxd t1_j6lprak wrote

safest car? longest ev range?(usually) the autopilot.

also for me tesla battery storage is cool. (solar roof cheaper then normal roof?idk if that tru still )

those are alot of things that are for tesla (some for being cheaper + better then competitors.... "better"

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(i have 55 shares of tesla.) bought at 110-140 range.

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slay1224 t1_j6lsb79 wrote

Should of bought a Corolla and just invested what you saved.

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opAnonxd t1_j6n1ytm wrote

i didnt buy a tesla lol i already have a paid off car.

plus investing that and making 3x 4x in 5-8 years... worth it for me

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stockboi81 t1_j6lpjvw wrote

I test drove one and aside from the acceleration, thought it was terrible. For a 100k+ car, the inside is an absolute joke

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Payorfixyourself t1_j6lrj3r wrote

If you owned it 4 years you could have bought an older used ice and put all the money you saved in the market and made a shit ton of money over the last four years……. Yeah I’m inversing this person. I will wait another 3 years to get an electric vehicle. By that point there will be so so so many on the market

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Haunting_Comfort1323 t1_j6lju6k wrote

your dd feels like a teen rant

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Holiday-Performance2 t1_j6llj14 wrote

Seriously- at what point did “Due Diligence” turn into “my random opinion and/or conspiracy theory, backed by nothing but a hunch or 14 beers”.

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Garbadaargh t1_j6lpmaj wrote

14 beArs. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🧸

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SecretlyShadyXV t1_j6lk70q wrote

God I love this post. “Space is shit and no one wants to fucking live there” lmao

Take my award bitch

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joosedcactus33 t1_j6lkgi3 wrote

back in my day tsla was $400

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symplton t1_j6lsa56 wrote

I was mad when I sold for $740 a share!!! Like nearly gave myself heartburn seeing it sail up o $900….

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smoothie_25 t1_j6lk92j wrote

Tesla is a bad company because I also don’t like spaceX. Hahhahahaha

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putridfries OP t1_j6llhjr wrote

I just assume all the companies are adding to teslas intrinsic value because the average middle age investor does not differentiate.

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Payorfixyourself t1_j6lr4yp wrote

You had some decent going until you let on to this fundamental misunderstanding.

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VisualMod t1_j6li2jw wrote

>I completely agree. Tesla is overvalued and their products are inferior. Their only selling point is that they are "green" but even that is not true because their batteries are made with cobalt which has to be mined by children in horrible conditions.

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C1oudey t1_j6lxvm9 wrote

Cobalt is also used heavily in the refinement of oil, Mr bot needs to do a lil more research there

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slay1224 t1_j6lzj7p wrote

Their only selling point what there tech was first to market, but the big automakers are catching up.

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Hansentw t1_j6ljbhc wrote

It’s amazing to what lengths the Tesla fanboys defend their cars lol…it’s as if they’ve never walked into another car dealership before and actually viewed quality vehicles in their lives

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Brilliant-Job-47 t1_j6lk0kt wrote

I’m a unicorn. I have a model 3 and I think it rocks, but I think Elon has proven to be a douche fraud and the company is massively overvalued and I’m betting large against TSLA.

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Hansentw t1_j6lmn97 wrote

I think you’re a smart man that’s going to make a lot of money betting against tsla. For the record I love the idea of EVs and I’m glad everyone with a Tesla is able to stick it up the asses of the oil companies I just think Tesla vehicles are overpriced and very low budget and have too many quality control issues. They remind me of Kia 20 years ago. Kia now has become a fantastic brand with great quality might I add, but it took time.

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AcceptableEnd8715 t1_j6lkgkx wrote

You’re a robot what the Fuck do u know? There’s a reason he’s got a greater marker cap than the whole rest of the automotive industry combined. There are exponentially more teslas on the road than any other ev and that’s only going to increase as the continue to ramp up. And as they do the cars currently out there will become cheap and cheaper until all these losers who hate so badly eventually give in and buy one which will turn their hate into support❤️

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Ok-Raise-9465 t1_j6ll016 wrote

Top tier DD right here

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ImplementLife8636 t1_j6lmj8z wrote

Stopped reading after the third "sucks" making Elon sound like a Glock Glock 3000

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PineappleProstate t1_j6lubl4 wrote

Elon is a Glock Glock 90000, the model number is the same as a $90,000 Satur.. Tesla S.

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Dothemath2 t1_j6llbzo wrote

I have Jan 2024 puts for 30 and 50 and will start selling csp for 28 when I can get a good premium.

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HoneyDutch t1_j6ls9rm wrote

Probably inevitable since the big auto makers will catch up very quickly. As soon as the government starts throwing stimmys and subsidizing/modernizing the energy grid, Tesla will take a back seat but known as an industry pioneer. Nothing wrong with that but it is what it is.

Calls on Ford!

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mexicankarmafarmer t1_j6lp71f wrote

read your post again

tell me what objective metrics you used

lol

dont recommend posting rants as dd, thanks

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Lucky_Bag_5301 t1_j6lpsri wrote

started choking on my cheerios reading this shit. LMAO. PUTS ON TSLA!

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putridfries OP t1_j6lqdj6 wrote

Puts on General Mills! New report identifies cereal as a choking hazard!

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AyumiHikaru t1_j6lqi8o wrote

> They make money selling tax credits.

They also make money without selling tax credits

lol

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HooooooooooW t1_j6lsz7c wrote

Point at where it hurt you

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slay1224 t1_j6lzafc wrote

It hurt him in the bank account. The thing is one day Tesla will implode. Who knows when it will happen, but it will happen. The barrier to entry in the car market is tough. The big automakers will come up with similar tech at a cheaper price. Elon will dump it and focus on Space X. Tesla is doomed, but who knows when it will happen. That being said it’s stupid to short or buy puts on Tesla.

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blaskoa t1_j6lnbz1 wrote

i actually feel my tesla model y is the best car and most fun car ive ever driven. to each their own. and yes elon was tolerable prior to twitter, now unfortunately in think he has lost it

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slay1224 t1_j6lzpvo wrote

It’s fast off the line but corners like shit. If you want a fun car to drive buy a Porsche. If you can’t afford a Porsche buy a Miata.

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blaskoa t1_j6mwl3w wrote

Lol no thanks. I need room for a 100 lbs dog and kid. This model y has more storage than my 4 runner. I also pay 0 dollars to charge (I have solar).

In my specific circumstances model y is perfect.

However, in next 5 years when there are more electric cars available, the Tesla may not be the best choice.

Electric cars to me are like driving a go kart, especially the model y p

Edit: the lol is because of a Miata. Porsche would be great, but Miata?

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slay1224 t1_j6nn819 wrote

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I’ve driven a Miata MX-5 and Cayman GTS on the Tail of the Dragon. While the GTS is better it wasn’t by much. For a lot less money you get close to the same ballpark.

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blaskoa t1_j6nu0kz wrote

I guess you are right. It’s not fair for me to judge something I know nothing about!

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Invest0rnoob1 t1_j6lreg4 wrote

Guy lost his life savings on Tesla puts last week and is now getting wasted.

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putridfries OP t1_j6ls5h2 wrote

I don’t have any positions, they are all too expensive. I only try to buy calls or puts around .50

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VivaciousLoser t1_j6lw477 wrote

Tesla is the funniest investment scam. Elon Musk is a glorified businessman. He is no scientist or engineer, he’s a SA expat with mummy and daddy’s money backing him to become the “tech giant” he is now. Down with Musk and all his dribbling followers.

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quiksilverr87 t1_j6lk2cu wrote

Am I the only one who thinks their cars looks like metal dildos?

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Mrtoad88 t1_j6loxks wrote

Yeah, all of them, the S, 3, X, Y... All look like big metal sexy dildos for sure. Good catch.

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DYTTIGAF t1_j6lkwfr wrote

I took an Uber here in Austin, Texas right before Christmas. The car was a Tesla. The interior of this vehicle felt like it was assembled at a third rate community college manufacturing shop class.

It just felt cheap. It had no soul. This was a new model according to the driver. My view: it felt like a golf cart with a roof on it.

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epradox t1_j6lojxq wrote

After spending over $5k fixing an oil leak on my Mercedes and spending $500 to change the oil in my Porsche every few months, honestly a golf cart that I can just jump in and go with no maintenance is exactly what I want out of a daily driver.

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slay1224 t1_j6m02er wrote

What you want is a Corolla or a Nissan Leaf if you want to go electric

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DYTTIGAF t1_j6lot0l wrote

Unfortunately the spontaneity is restricted to making sure you stay close to home and don't run out of juice.

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epradox t1_j6lpbb3 wrote

It’s not that bad, you can go pretty much anywhere on the supercharging network and it’s fairly quick. I have my a8l tdi that gets a 1000mi to a tank if I need to be somewhere in a hurry and am time limited. Otherwise charging calculates to about 20 min every 200 miles driving 85mph

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bob_copy t1_j6lxnzn wrote

It great to leave your house everyday and have your full range available because it charges while you sleep. When you plan a trip, the nav tells you where to stop and charge. It is harder to run out of juice in a Tesla than it is to run out of gas in a gas car.

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slay1224 t1_j6m04rs wrote

Or you could buy a Nissan leaf for a lot cheaper.

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Soitsgonnabeforever t1_j6loqh8 wrote

Exactly. It never appeared premium.

So we have so many battery operated vehicles like those elderly wheelchair or scooters. This is just a glorified version of one of it.

I agree with musk that when all cars have radar and robots driving them , there will be fever incidents and traffic will be efficient. But Tesla isn’t the Jesus Christ of fsd like what people think.

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lazyygothh t1_j6loxzj wrote

I’ve never actually been in one. Makes sense

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Carosem t1_j6llqhi wrote

Someone sounds butt hurt

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Foe117 t1_j6ln3sh wrote

Put your money where your mouth is, BUY PUTS YOU COWARD!

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Rich_Potato_2457 t1_j6ljg14 wrote

Sir, this is a Wendy’s! Would you like the fries or not??

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FunCranberry4818 t1_j6lo0hs wrote

I own no Tesla shares or options but sir this is not DD. This is just ranting. Very weird post.

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filtervw t1_j6lo3q3 wrote

This post is so low effort I wonder if we still have mods here.

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Karlsmithwashere t1_j6lp44m wrote

Basically sums up everyone posts about Tesla burning to the ground, up till earnings last week wrecked their narrative

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isucktrading t1_j6lpx0k wrote

Suck a dick behind a Wendy’s dumpster you maggot ! You can afford a TSLA !

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putridfries OP t1_j6ltcg8 wrote

I’d get a Lucid… unless the terrorist group buys it.

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[deleted] t1_j6lqc5u wrote

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putridfries OP t1_j6lquqs wrote

Yeah, like the tool you wish you had! According to your post history about the use of erectile dysfunction medication.

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ExpensiveKey552 t1_j6lqnw5 wrote

Please share your true feelings without the flowery sweet talk.

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MathewNatural t1_j6ls3ce wrote

Are you talking about future millionaire, Elon Musk?

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Jasonictron t1_j6ls6iu wrote

Did you just find out that Elon is one of your wife's boyfriends?

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ROBINHOODEATADIK t1_j6ltpaj wrote

Sounds like someone had an uncle named Elon with a bad sense of personal boundaries

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HoriOri t1_j6lvld7 wrote

Hey man I've got a bad back, I'd love to live on the moon.

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putridfries OP t1_j6lwhya wrote

Actually that does sound pretty good, but only if they create an artificial ozone to decrease radiation.

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jrm423423 t1_j6lvn55 wrote

Dude no one gives a shit about your little hissy fit. We get it, you don’t like Elon. Get over it. You sounded like a regarded toddler.

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putridfries OP t1_j6lwb37 wrote

Obviously you do if you’re replying. And you should change sounded to the present tense, according to my English teachers.

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jrm423423 t1_j6m5ikv wrote

Not if I’m referring to something that happened in the past. Congrats, your English teachers are regarded, just like you.

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HODLDogeCoin2 t1_j6lwvaz wrote

Hey im drunk too. This sounds right calls it is.

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putridfries OP t1_j6lx3ig wrote

Yeah I still think it will go up cause the ol’ market will stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent adage.

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Sudden-Cow-5779 t1_j6lynaf wrote

Someone lost all ther money on Tesla puts this month

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CopperMurphy t1_j6lime7 wrote

Careful now the Tesla fanboys will be here licking Deez nuts fast

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brglaser t1_j6ljp9y wrote

Tell us how you really feel.

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illmatication t1_j6lll1c wrote

Remember always inverse wsb. Calls it is🗣️🗣️🗣️

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slay1224 t1_j6m0gfw wrote

Yeah the thing is, there is another regard on here telling everyone to buy calls so you have to pick the bigger regard to inverse.

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Theta_Ome t1_j6lm26k wrote

I agreed until the space part. Get me off this dying planet.

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Theta_Ome t1_j6lm70x wrote

Just kidding :) im an earther. I plan to make money and pay someone else to hold my claims in space until its profitable and reliably inhabitable.

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tnguyen5057 t1_j6lmn89 wrote

We don’t like your kind here gtfo

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mclovin891 t1_j6lnmqw wrote

So you're saying buy calls. Got it!

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x_is_for_box t1_j6lo7ua wrote

This is the shit I come to WSB for

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Sudden_Lake42069 t1_j6loru4 wrote

There's no way the US govt is going to give up their top homegrown EV company when they are pushing for nationwide EVs. Not unless they intend for everyone to be driving a BYD by 2030. It's probably a major priority for the FOMC.

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slay1224 t1_j6m0r91 wrote

The US govt won’t let the big automakers go under. Did you learn anything from the financial crisis of 2008. There tech is catching up and Tesla will go off into the sunset sold off into bankruptcy.

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alpacastacka t1_j6lp87q wrote

The main thing they have is their charging network, which no other auto company has been able to replicate

everytime I think about buying something else I think about going on a trip somewhere and change my mind

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putridfries OP t1_j6lpgzj wrote

Can a company make an adapter and use the network? Or aren’t they allowing other EV’s to use them? Or pretty sure Chevron and Shell will have charging networks eventually.

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alpacastacka t1_j6lpuku wrote

it's not just an adapter but software as well, the car communicates with the charger and bills you automatically... can they set it up with other cars? maybe but I dont see why they would (unless governments start to require it)

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Azraelius- t1_j6lqb4l wrote

Cool. You do you dood.

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Dorktastical t1_j6lqiqq wrote

Guy doesn't know what DD is.. It's not unsubstantiated claims and opinions.

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putridfries OP t1_j6lr7g7 wrote

I DID IT AS A GODDAMN GOOF!!!! THIS IS A FUN POST WITH IDEAS TO GET YOU THINKING!

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Dorktastical t1_j6luct8 wrote

Ironic since it doesn't sound like you think much before you hit send

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GodEffinDamnIt t1_j6lqqhq wrote

Y’all see that dude who bought a model Y and the steering wheel just came off while driving on the highway. … “luxury vehicle”

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NydNugs t1_j6lt981 wrote

The truck is gonna look alot better on release and I guarantee they are all basically different tier base models that will be highly customizable that will give people alot of car per car. I mean 80% of people are going to lift it and add much bigger tires a month after purchasing, body kits ought to be a huge market too with its modular panels. Its honestly all there and built for it if you read between the lines, why else imply modular.

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putridfries OP t1_j6ltmdu wrote

Uhhh so they can do body repairs themselves by just replacing panels? Fuhhhh they probably gonna get into the insurance game and body shop business. Calls it is, Tesla to $200

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PineappleProstate t1_j6lthc8 wrote

"space is shit and nobody wants to live there" well...he has a point ☠️

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johnny5656765 t1_j6lu2lm wrote

show me on the pocket pussy where elon hurt u

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Fulkerson1776 t1_j6lumm0 wrote

So you bought calls just before the close Friday huh?

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mongtongbong t1_j6luor0 wrote

i dont want to live on mars with an immortal elon as overlord, i do not

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Dalainana t1_j6lv1xp wrote

Anyone else ordered burnt hair?

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Ant0n61 t1_j6lvklz wrote

Love my MYP 🤤

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Romanian_ t1_j6lxxwo wrote

I am sorry about your "no positions" 😉

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putridfries OP t1_j6lyado wrote

I really don’t, and did you not see the part where I said it will still go up???

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xrv01 t1_j6lywdh wrote

only tesla i’ve been in was with my QAnon friend. he loves elon

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[deleted] t1_j6lzohl wrote

I was gonna roast you, but I don’t hold a position, so my opinion is meaningless.

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CampFrequent3058 t1_j6lzqpk wrote

From all accounts it’s not a bad car, or at least that’s what I hear, only problem is that it’s butt ugly!

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kad202 t1_j6m0hi1 wrote

Damn how’s your puts doing? You should diamond hand or roll over to February

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Inevitable-Cell-1227 t1_j6m0w7s wrote

My vigorous passion for Tesla versions including trucks and automobiles to the forefront of California electric grind!!! Thank you Gavin Newsome!!!

We are the rats, who attract the cats, who log the dogs, to make room for the band to tune in A440. No codas. No full rests. No triplets to sting the soul. Jazz baby….Breezin with special guest George Benson coming up on tap.

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LefkadaVice t1_j6ll6la wrote

This is a Wendy's, sir. For sucking, kindly check the dumpster area in the rear of the establishment.

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darkspd96 t1_j6llgji wrote

Agree the cars are trash

I much prefer the Ford f150 lightning

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luibot t1_j6lofi4 wrote

Lol gotta love the tears some ones booty hurt

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AcceptableEnd8715 t1_j6ljv2e wrote

That’s a lot of words to describe yourself as: too poor to buy one and salty

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bubba53go t1_j6llb6d wrote

Yes. I can afford to buy one so no I'm not "bitter". Nice to finally see Musk exposed as the fraud that he is. Dropping prices isn't going to help either. His cash cow is in trouble & he knows it.

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BrainWash123 t1_j6lrl63 wrote

Stan gone wrong what a pathetic whiney ass baby.

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mclovin1696 t1_j6lw8jf wrote

You can’t even afford a Tesla

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CaliforniaBlueJay420 t1_j6lkqzb wrote

E-Bus play is safer than volatile stocks like TSLA and RIVN: This is the first time in American history that school districts across the country have enough grant funding from the government to purchase new school buses for free. Electric ones. The $5 billion in EPA money from the IRA is covering 100% costs for many school districts, with $1B issued every year until 2026.

Green Power Motor Co (GP) was the breakout star of my portfolio so far in 2023, with a nice pop after they absolutely fucking nailed their January earnings report. Sold on a nice gain of 55% since buying in last year closer to their bottom. GP makes an electric bus literally called the BEAST.

Lion Electric Co (LEV) is the one I am watching next. They should have a nice pop on next earnings due to production and delivery records with their Joliet facility coming online 11/22 and currently rolling out vehicles. They have an incredible book of orders to fill; 2,408 orders consisting mainly of 2,085 very expensive electric buses. Lion has a red carpet to an actual successful ramp-up of production to work through said book of business. This is so promising because LEV is a newer company but they already have a book of orders going toe to toe with Blue Bird Corp, the industry leading bus maker in North America that has been around for decades longer.

E-bus tickers to watch: LEV, BLBD, GP, PTRA

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