Submitted by Suspicious_Fun5001 t3_10fszo7 in wallstreetbets
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Submitted by Suspicious_Fun5001 t3_10fszo7 in wallstreetbets
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Tinder? You gotta use Grindr if you want any big gains.
You get matched ?
You guys analyze stocks?
Haha, knew this comment was going to pop up!
Analyze? FOMO is the only analysis I use
When stock go up 200% I buy calls.
When stock go down 200% I buy puts.
When stock turn red I sell.
When stock turn green I buy.
When option IV over 300% I buy.
When option IV under 25% I not buy.
When option 50% OTM and only $0.05 I buy 500.
When option ATM and at 52w low I ignore.
When option ITM and up 100% I hold until bigly red.
My dog picks my stocks, he is more accurately than most people. What? Short NFLX, okay.
This guy compile some of the best investing tools. Feel free to have a look.
That’s really sweet. Thank you.
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Chickens, mostly. r/chickenstonks4thesoul
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Analyzing is for normies. Just fomo into meme stocks and become a autist.
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TheDirtyDagger t1_j4yt3s2 wrote
Tinder. I ask my matches if they have an opinion on a ticker. If more than 20% of Thots are familiar with a ticker, I know that the hype has already peaked and to stay away.