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ShroomingMantis t1_j6ac1ze wrote

Only down 50% soooo id give u a 50 if I had to score it

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jr1tn t1_j6acq6c wrote

You forgot to include your "portfolio" which you asked us to "rate"?

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whatsagoinon1 t1_j6ada1z wrote

You will lose it all. Your chart dont lie. Slow death.

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jr1tn t1_j6adegx wrote

You're "all in" a leveraged short fund that resets daily in the middle of a stock market rally? I'd say that may not be the most fiscally prudent decision you ever made.

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Unknownirish t1_j6adg7c wrote

1/10 for not winning. 10/10 because that amount of effort to allow this continue down is priceless.

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xmustangxx t1_j6adkdc wrote

Let me guess you were long last year and now you’re probably thinking you should be short. Try the opposite. Market just blew through 200 MA on most indexes. Probably more upside now. Recency bias will kill you.

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Sport926 t1_j6adl92 wrote

You only lose when you sell.

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One_Local4190 t1_j6ae0f3 wrote

There’s nothing to rate. We don’t even know how you lost this

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FearlessSeaweed6428 t1_j6aebt6 wrote

I thought it said "rape" my portfolio and I was going to say it already has been...

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skibity1 t1_j6af8cn wrote

You can make it all back in one trade

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Eyetorzilla t1_j6afc3h wrote

Your portfolio may be halved but your creativity isnt

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sadafboicry OP t1_j6aflja wrote

I'm at support levels. I hit resistance level twice and dropped back down to the support levels aka where I am now lol

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drogodon t1_j6afrxy wrote

Not sure how to feel about it, about 50/50

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Quirky-Ad-9791 t1_j6agh4r wrote

Rate my portfolio. Posts picture of his balance history

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RoyalWater54 t1_j6ahiga wrote

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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specialneedsjohn t1_j6ahsyz wrote

Pull out of that position, take the L and then invest in several normal shares of well known companys(just don't buy them overpriced). I am not quite knowledgeble about shorted stocks but the sqqq chart looked like depression. It looked like the wart that i have on my big toe. It looked like a burger with spit on it. It looked like when a horizontal line and a vertical line fucked and they had two kids, one of them was sqqq. You know they would hide that fucker in the basement.

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Corona_18665 t1_j6ai3zb wrote

I tried turning my phone upside down to make it better but it only got worse

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moolahstonks t1_j6aj467 wrote

Almost the exact % and amount I’m down. Loss bros! 👊

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rwrife t1_j6ajj2i wrote

If JFK were still alive he would be giving a speech in front of your parents’ basement to talk about special people like you. :)

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Landed_port t1_j6akjym wrote

5/10, halfassed. You gotta learn how to whole ass things, we don't tolerate quitters 'round these parts

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xg357 t1_j6alisg wrote

Get some tesla puts

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Flat4Power4Life t1_j6allrz wrote

We’re in a bear market, the bulls will eventually bring you back.

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dr_trains t1_j6amgal wrote

it’s alright, could lose 49% more

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Bulacano t1_j6apuom wrote

I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.

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pandalocox t1_j6ar4jz wrote

Look at the bright side the top number is bigger!!!

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dank_bass t1_j6atzfc wrote

You're the closest person I've seen to getting both of the numbers exactly the same. If you do that you win the game right???

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JBinker7 t1_j6awcf0 wrote

♾️Better than lightmode robin hooders down 100% on 0DTE SPX calls

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Cat2Trade t1_j6awdbv wrote

I guess I would take out $23,000 and leave yourself $5,000. If you can’t work with $5,000, there is no way $28,000 will help! It’s like having five more lives if you blow up..

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Toomin3 t1_j6az6sz wrote

I'm still in TQQQ from Wednesday. RSI was bananas Friday. That Powel meeting is coming up however last time stocks went up until just before he spoke and than plummeted. I'm not sure if a 25 BPS increase will be enough to see that again.

Also, glad to see someone playing the TQQQ and SQQQ game. A perfect sell on one is a perfect buy on the other. Usually, TQQQ is the right choice since markets usually go up but lately SQQQ has been crazy.

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CapableWelder2616 t1_j6az8gh wrote

If you gotta keep it simply 100% in one asset buy ExxonMobil with all you got, the divvy alone will one day pay you back if you sit and hold for years. Or sell CC with the shares with 90DTE so you can collect divvy +premium if you get assigned jus sell CCP , oil or8ces aren't going back down anytime soon. You could also do same with Apple but divvy is way less

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shh28 t1_j6azvru wrote

Please lose $133.96. I can't take the imbalance...

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SpakulatorX t1_j6b2lzz wrote

Pretty sure this is actually good for wsb

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Cherboi_ t1_j6bd19o wrote

I don't see the loss at 100% what's wrong

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ElevationAV t1_j6bdtf5 wrote

6/9, could go down further but sometimes halfway is nice

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uwustocksrin t1_j6bj6co wrote

0/10 need to loose it all plus a margin call

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Pooh_Shmoo t1_j6bk1za wrote

I see no portfolio OP need to learn some terminology first, loss is justified so far

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Belucci73 t1_j6boaj0 wrote

Your portfolio meets all of WSB requisites.

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MysteryKosmo2 t1_j6bwyk3 wrote

B- for not getting the battery charge level on the screenshot

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eatdrinkandplay t1_j6bz5h4 wrote

I've been buying straddles /puts and calls otm and that's been helping me recover my loss. The market moves enough to make one of them +100% or more and everything else is gravy. This isn't investment advice.

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Apollon-Galanis t1_j6c002c wrote

lmaoaoaoaaoaoaoao someone portfolio said total return -$3000

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chuck_portis t1_j6c20f7 wrote

If you really think the market is due for a crash, don't short anything. Just wait for the crash and pick up cheap, high-quality companies after it happens. I promise you this is a much more profitable strategy on average. In the meantime just hold short term bonds.

This is way more boring than shorting, I agree. But it's a lot easier to make money on the long side than the short side. Look at anyone who bought META at $90 a couple of months ago. They nearly doubled already.

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coinhunter27 t1_j6c2o2p wrote

The term portfolio is too professional for you, it's more like a gambling record.

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Hun-chan t1_j6c7t2k wrote

Damn, that looks exactly like my portfolio. All the same numbers. You said you've been trading for only two years, but I'm close to three. I guess you're winning since you accomplished this much faster than me.

Hats off!

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RationalExuberance7 t1_j6cdm50 wrote

So you’re telling me 50% of your portfolio is not down every single time?

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TrustM3EzMoney t1_j6cia2i wrote

A+ you still got 28k 50% left repeat same process odds of it hitting twice not in your favor is like 50%

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Pemrocks t1_j6cvdzb wrote

Looks like it might be forming a w bottom so that’s something

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stockrot t1_j6cxcly wrote

Your well on your way with SQQQ , do you know what happens to you if JP goes .25% .the market goes straight up! God forbid for you if he pauses ( which probably is unlikely) you lose it all! The first thing you should do is get out of SQQQ monday morning that is a train wreck IMHO.

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stockrot t1_j6cz4e8 wrote

Well you still probably have most of your money img So welcome to the crack house .Pretty much just inverse whatever the overwhelming majority says here and you will be fine. Just ask the crowd that was screaming that TSLA was going to $50 gif

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Warrentheo1 t1_j6d3kgg wrote

On a scale of 0 to 28,687.90 it appears to be a 28,687.90...

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GiantEarnings t1_j6d7pda wrote

Don't worry too much, you can go up to even within a couple of years

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Memes_highperformer t1_j6d9sck wrote

Sounds like a solid strategy if it's only down 50%, better than most here.

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Skeleton-ear-face t1_j6du6m7 wrote

Give me the rest of your port and I will gladly lose the rest for you. I’m only down 173k from my peak from 2021z.

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Effective_Newcomer t1_j6dy40p wrote

At least you have that cute rewards box icon...maybe you have a 10,- credit to help you

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Actual_Platypus5160 t1_j6e3la9 wrote

How??? You can literally just do 4% scalps with that kind of money and make bank 😭

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