Submitted by sadafboicry t3_10nqys6 in wallstreetbets
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bananafannaphofanna t1_j6abu4w wrote
Zero
ChippyChalmers t1_j6abwtm wrote
I give you an A, for Addict
sadafboicry OP t1_j6abz2c wrote
I'm sad now
ShroomingMantis t1_j6ac1ze wrote
Only down 50% soooo id give u a 50 if I had to score it
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ac3yv wrote
Atleast I don't give up
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ac6y9 wrote
You think I can get back up to even? Lol it's been 2 years since I first started investing
ShroomingMantis t1_j6accwa wrote
Of course you can! I think you're more likely to drive that baby into ground unless you make an adjustment to your performance, but almost anything is possible in the markets...
Thatairmanguy t1_j6achpc wrote
Positions you degenerate
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ackg4 wrote
Right now? 100% SQQQ lol
gabi_mara t1_j6aco8j wrote
I give you an F, for F*CKED
jr1tn t1_j6acq6c wrote
You forgot to include your "portfolio" which you asked us to "rate"?
sadafboicry OP t1_j6acqug wrote
After Friday's trading day, I went all in on SQQQ. What do you think
DepressedTestical t1_j6acqxt wrote
6/10 keep it up champ 😎
Beautiful_Cookie_639 t1_j6acs3p wrote
Do Spy options
aSimpleUkrainian t1_j6acs7f wrote
sadafboicry OP t1_j6acu0y wrote
I am all in SQQQ after that Friday sell off towards end of day.
DesperateFFplayer91 t1_j6acul5 wrote
10/10
sadafboicry OP t1_j6acw4a wrote
I want to break even
sadafboicry OP t1_j6acymn wrote
That's how I got burned in the first place. Never will touch options again lol
DepressedTestical t1_j6aczui wrote
Don’t stop chasing your dreams!!! 🌌
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ad0ab wrote
No chance to break even atleast?
ImTryinToMakMoney t1_j6ad3jt wrote
Damn you suck at investing!
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ad9oe wrote
I'm a degenerate
whatsagoinon1 t1_j6ada1z wrote
You will lose it all. Your chart dont lie. Slow death.
sadafboicry OP t1_j6ade2b wrote
Damn here I am hoping to break even
jr1tn t1_j6adegx wrote
You're "all in" a leveraged short fund that resets daily in the middle of a stock market rally? I'd say that may not be the most fiscally prudent decision you ever made.
Unknownirish t1_j6adg7c wrote
1/10 for not winning. 10/10 because that amount of effort to allow this continue down is priceless.
whatsagoinon1 t1_j6adi8q wrote
You could but not without making big changes to your strategy.
xmustangxx t1_j6adkdc wrote
Let me guess you were long last year and now you’re probably thinking you should be short. Try the opposite. Market just blew through 200 MA on most indexes. Probably more upside now. Recency bias will kill you.
Haunting-Meringue330 t1_j6adkio wrote
In this sub? A C+ honestly.
Sport926 t1_j6adl92 wrote
You only lose when you sell.
Lucky-Telephone7880 t1_j6adtda wrote
You ain’t done. We wanna see that -99.98%
One_Local4190 t1_j6ae0f3 wrote
There’s nothing to rate. We don’t even know how you lost this
FearlessSeaweed6428 t1_j6aebt6 wrote
I thought it said "rape" my portfolio and I was going to say it already has been...
gabi_mara t1_j6aeknt wrote
Of course you have it my friend. This rating is temporary.
Either-Grand-91 t1_j6aeqjp wrote
That’s pretty regarded
ShroomingMantis t1_j6aer18 wrote
I dont blame u. It was pretty intense selling in the last hour. I wouldn't be surprised to see it continue thru next week if everybody's taking profits.
I never go all in on 1 play at a time though.
Aware-Anywhere-917 t1_j6af179 wrote
Still better than mine
Jordax-617 t1_j6af6im wrote
I didn't hear no bell!
skibity1 t1_j6af8cn wrote
You can make it all back in one trade
sadafboicry OP t1_j6afb2z wrote
Or I could lose it all in one trade lol
Eyetorzilla t1_j6afc3h wrote
Your portfolio may be halved but your creativity isnt
sadafboicry OP t1_j6affdq wrote
There's a support at these levels and a resistance that was hit twice and went back down to support again lol
Less-Marionberry1411 t1_j6aflfp wrote
Honestly would be worse
sadafboicry OP t1_j6aflja wrote
I'm at support levels. I hit resistance level twice and dropped back down to the support levels aka where I am now lol
drogodon t1_j6afrxy wrote
Not sure how to feel about it, about 50/50
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HoneyBadgerr707 t1_j6ag9x4 wrote
10/10
Average_Squirrel t1_j6agezh wrote
5/10, still 50% to go
Quirky-Ad-9791 t1_j6agh4r wrote
Rate my portfolio. Posts picture of his balance history
LukaB123 t1_j6agkn1 wrote
Negative
RoyalWater54 t1_j6ahiga wrote
🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
specialneedsjohn t1_j6ahsyz wrote
Pull out of that position, take the L and then invest in several normal shares of well known companys(just don't buy them overpriced). I am not quite knowledgeble about shorted stocks but the sqqq chart looked like depression. It looked like the wart that i have on my big toe. It looked like a burger with spit on it. It looked like when a horizontal line and a vertical line fucked and they had two kids, one of them was sqqq. You know they would hide that fucker in the basement.
Corona_18665 t1_j6ai3zb wrote
I tried turning my phone upside down to make it better but it only got worse
lowhalf12 t1_j6ai4sy wrote
Top G.
Terrible-Essay4678 t1_j6ain68 wrote
Looks like mine
moolahstonks t1_j6aj467 wrote
Almost the exact % and amount I’m down. Loss bros! 👊
oaklandyceman t1_j6ajbit wrote
It's down
rwrife t1_j6ajj2i wrote
If JFK were still alive he would be giving a speech in front of your parents’ basement to talk about special people like you. :)
Engineering0112 t1_j6ajjxk wrote
You’re halfway there, keep going! 😃
ride_electric_bike t1_j6akd9a wrote
Not half bad. Or not half gone
Landed_port t1_j6akjym wrote
5/10, halfassed. You gotta learn how to whole ass things, we don't tolerate quitters 'round these parts
xg357 t1_j6alisg wrote
Get some tesla puts
Flat4Power4Life t1_j6allrz wrote
We’re in a bear market, the bulls will eventually bring you back.
Justgamingorwhatever t1_j6alxkc wrote
Fucking nailed it bro.
dr_trains t1_j6amgal wrote
it’s alright, could lose 49% more
Miserable_Drink_8920 t1_j6amilr wrote
10/10 top kek
blahbruhla t1_j6an6vs wrote
5/7
Emotional-Swimmer-22 t1_j6an70g wrote
3/10 a little tumescent at first glance, but nothing I really wanna jack it to, just reminds me of all the runaways that get ruined by this game
Unknownirish t1_j6anbff wrote
1/10. OP still has 28k left.
You changed my ratings.
Away_Fishing5926 t1_j6ao70b wrote
Put screenshots of your sqqq positions please so we can give you expert opinion 😀 good luck in advance
sterile_butterknife t1_j6ao72g wrote
99,9% quit the casino before they win big
Away_Fishing5926 t1_j6ao8wc wrote
Post your current position
RobertsonvsPhillips t1_j6aovge wrote
No 99.9% win big and don't quit, and if you haven't one big yet well that sucks... I got my first one free, and have been on a nice decline since.
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Bulacano t1_j6apuom wrote
I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.
yawolac t1_j6aq65u wrote
Feb 17 qqq otm puts for me. Go big or go home.
BreezeAE86 t1_j6aq90a wrote
Dope
pandalocox t1_j6ar4jz wrote
Look at the bright side the top number is bigger!!!
sadafboicry OP t1_j6arb3s wrote
Glitch in the matrix huh
Forehandspecialist t1_j6are9w wrote
Almost half way to zero! Looking good
Practical-Button7546 t1_j6arv4h wrote
You still have a chance
Earthboundpug t1_j6asicx wrote
I think we have a green Monday but could turn after that
sol364 t1_j6at90l wrote
12/10
my-new-password t1_j6atpm7 wrote
2 years?… so what did u have puts in 2021 and calls in 2022? How did u spike down so fast in 2021 lol
dank_bass t1_j6atzfc wrote
You're the closest person I've seen to getting both of the numbers exactly the same. If you do that you win the game right???
TeamPunishment1991 t1_j6au3x1 wrote
Open a margin account, get the party really started.
ErectoPeentrounus t1_j6au9f5 wrote
Looks like u bought spy at the top and sold at the last bottom
JBinker7 t1_j6awcf0 wrote
♾️Better than lightmode robin hooders down 100% on 0DTE SPX calls
Cat2Trade t1_j6awdbv wrote
I guess I would take out $23,000 and leave yourself $5,000. If you can’t work with $5,000, there is no way $28,000 will help! It’s like having five more lives if you blow up..
coffeeguyq8 t1_j6awig8 wrote
-50%/7
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5thStreetCapital t1_j6axfuk wrote
Back to even yes but it’ll take years. You literally need a 100% gain to recover. Just sit and wait.
Toomin3 t1_j6az6sz wrote
I'm still in TQQQ from Wednesday. RSI was bananas Friday. That Powel meeting is coming up however last time stocks went up until just before he spoke and than plummeted. I'm not sure if a 25 BPS increase will be enough to see that again.
Also, glad to see someone playing the TQQQ and SQQQ game. A perfect sell on one is a perfect buy on the other. Usually, TQQQ is the right choice since markets usually go up but lately SQQQ has been crazy.
CapableWelder2616 t1_j6az8gh wrote
If you gotta keep it simply 100% in one asset buy ExxonMobil with all you got, the divvy alone will one day pay you back if you sit and hold for years. Or sell CC with the shares with 90DTE so you can collect divvy +premium if you get assigned jus sell CCP , oil or8ces aren't going back down anytime soon. You could also do same with Apple but divvy is way less
brad9991 t1_j6azt2l wrote
51/100
shh28 t1_j6azvru wrote
Please lose $133.96. I can't take the imbalance...
Cheeky_Star t1_j6b1zy2 wrote
Almost perfect.
SpakulatorX t1_j6b2lzz wrote
Pretty sure this is actually good for wsb
Happy_Stock_3238 t1_j6b3oil wrote
Yeah I have qqq put too bc is already high this week so next week gonna be great 👍
abtonystonks420 t1_j6b7atj wrote
Post again when they are the same number
I_am_ChristianDick t1_j6b82zc wrote
50% left you can win it all back
Playful-Side2187 t1_j6b9m2y wrote
Ouch, mine is worse! Dont feel bad.
go-devils-go t1_j6b9pyw wrote
You’re doing it Peter
ActuallyPatton t1_j6bb3ao wrote
Pretty good
fiendo13 t1_j6bc9a8 wrote
Not half bad
Mamba8ever24 t1_j6bckpg wrote
Still got $267.92 left. 10/10
ElephantFriendly t1_j6bcvyb wrote
I have 5 2/17 50 calls. I think JPOW will say enough for it to work before then. I may roll them to March.
Cherboi_ t1_j6bd19o wrote
I don't see the loss at 100% what's wrong
mr-fybxoxo t1_j6bd2vz wrote
Yessir treat it like a casino and you’ll soon hit a jackpot or ramen till you die!!emote:t5_2th52:4271
Lucky_Bag_5301 t1_j6bdkfc wrote
same as mine
ElevationAV t1_j6bdtf5 wrote
6/9, could go down further but sometimes halfway is nice
StylishApe t1_j6be668 wrote
50.23/100
ThereisOnlyNow t1_j6bfxmy wrote
New bull market at 5% interest rates, company lay offs, VIX at lows and war happening, didn't you hear?
kabooozie t1_j6bghjj wrote
Thanos approves
whammyyy t1_j6bgsw1 wrote
5/10
Present_Force t1_j6bgtgg wrote
Why get even when you can go broke
The-BEAST t1_j6bi1r0 wrote
Regarded out of 10
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uwustocksrin t1_j6bj6co wrote
0/10 need to loose it all plus a margin call
Hung_Hefty_Parsnip t1_j6bju2q wrote
Better than my RH which 92%Red. Started Dec, 2017. Yup I suck.
Pooh_Shmoo t1_j6bk1za wrote
I see no portfolio OP need to learn some terminology first, loss is justified so far
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dillydildos t1_j6blu84 wrote
All Reds - Ocean 11
Adventurous_Shake161 t1_j6blxfq wrote
Solid
Moneydumper t1_j6bo3er wrote
It’s like your Mom. Only goes down
Belucci73 t1_j6boaj0 wrote
Your portfolio meets all of WSB requisites.
veryrare_v3 t1_j6bq18t wrote
I like the peaks of hope
probablybillingthis t1_j6bqhbd wrote
Not half bad.
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You got this
stockrot t1_j6bwqpg wrote
Quick way to zero
MysteryKosmo2 t1_j6bwyk3 wrote
B- for not getting the battery charge level on the screenshot
Jealous_Balance_7567 t1_j6bxb44 wrote
“investing”
madavison t1_j6bz07a wrote
I don’t want to
eatdrinkandplay t1_j6bz5h4 wrote
I've been buying straddles /puts and calls otm and that's been helping me recover my loss. The market moves enough to make one of them +100% or more and everything else is gravy. This isn't investment advice.
ShroomingMantis t1_j6bz6kr wrote
Actually the distribution of green and red days is almost 50% so the odds of having an up or down day is almost even if you're out before close, fun fact.
_chasingdabag_v2 t1_j6bzjzj wrote
double or nothing get back to even or lose it all
Apollon-Galanis t1_j6c002c wrote
lmaoaoaoaaoaoaoao someone portfolio said total return -$3000
Apollon-Galanis t1_j6c00rj wrote
Apollon-Galanis t1_j6c04mb wrote
this the funniest shi i seen in a min
chuck_portis t1_j6c20f7 wrote
If you really think the market is due for a crash, don't short anything. Just wait for the crash and pick up cheap, high-quality companies after it happens. I promise you this is a much more profitable strategy on average. In the meantime just hold short term bonds.
This is way more boring than shorting, I agree. But it's a lot easier to make money on the long side than the short side. Look at anyone who bought META at $90 a couple of months ago. They nearly doubled already.
coinhunter27 t1_j6c2o2p wrote
The term portfolio is too professional for you, it's more like a gambling record.
goatmasterjr t1_j6c4mfp wrote
Give ya 3 outa 10
whatsqwerty t1_j6c4rxf wrote
5/10
Melodic_Ad3339 t1_j6c52l0 wrote
50% degenerate
Hun-chan t1_j6c7t2k wrote
Damn, that looks exactly like my portfolio. All the same numbers. You said you've been trading for only two years, but I'm close to three. I guess you're winning since you accomplished this much faster than me.
Hats off!
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Fun_Programmer1394 t1_j6c8owr wrote
5.023 / 10
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diggingbighole t1_j6cb37t wrote
I think MJ said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Now, you've only lost 50% of the shots you did take.
I like those odds.
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reddituserzerosix t1_j6cd2w6 wrote
Quit while you still have half, I wish I did
RationalExuberance7 t1_j6cdm50 wrote
So you’re telling me 50% of your portfolio is not down every single time?
CericHasbulla t1_j6cf2ay wrote
C'mon got the same just with coinbase 🙈
CericHasbulla t1_j6cf67h wrote
That's so beautiful
TrustM3EzMoney t1_j6cia2i wrote
A+ you still got 28k 50% left repeat same process odds of it hitting twice not in your favor is like 50%
TrustM3EzMoney t1_j6cif3j wrote
Can’t I’m balls deep is DIS call options don’t feel like borrowing cash from my wife’s boyfriend
PlantainStill t1_j6cmktm wrote
Switch to yearly and look at Sqqq in 2022, but tqqq every other year.
You are correct, but if you were to sell tqqq at each high point to buy sqqq and vice versa, you'd be in tqqq a lot longer.
ShroomingMantis t1_j6cncgb wrote
Pemrocks t1_j6cvdzb wrote
Looks like it might be forming a w bottom so that’s something
xg357 t1_j6cwdte wrote
Shortcut
stockrot t1_j6cwqae wrote
Holy shit! One sane person in the group ! Who let you in here?
chuck_portis t1_j6cwu90 wrote
Posted too many dick pics on r/investing
stockrot t1_j6cwyi2 wrote
real bad idea ..
5uckmyd1ckb1t4 t1_j6cx9am wrote
better than mine
stockrot t1_j6cxcly wrote
Your well on your way with SQQQ , do you know what happens to you if JP goes .25% .the market goes straight up! God forbid for you if he pauses ( which probably is unlikely) you lose it all! The first thing you should do is get out of SQQQ monday morning that is a train wreck IMHO.
stockrot t1_j6cz4e8 wrote
Well you still probably have most of your money So welcome to the crack house .Pretty much just inverse whatever the overwhelming majority says here and you will be fine. Just ask the crowd that was screaming that TSLA was going to $50
neldalover1987 t1_j6d0dqt wrote
It’s bad
Warrentheo1 t1_j6d3kgg wrote
On a scale of 0 to 28,687.90 it appears to be a 28,687.90...
BeastSmitty t1_j6d4o6k wrote
GiantEarnings t1_j6d7pda wrote
Don't worry too much, you can go up to even within a couple of years
Memes_highperformer t1_j6d9sck wrote
Sounds like a solid strategy if it's only down 50%, better than most here.
Suspicious_Wallaby78 t1_j6d9z47 wrote
Solid
Proper_Excitement_59 t1_j6dazhz wrote
Solid -49.77%
greedybastard4ever t1_j6dejp4 wrote
success
dontcrywuss t1_j6dm68b wrote
This guy plays stocks like me
BootyOptions t1_j6dpfo0 wrote
lol bonds, this is wsb we aren't quite sure what bonds even are.
Scarcity-Still t1_j6dpugt wrote
PAIN
RSGoldPuts t1_j6dr9sg wrote
Friend4Lif t1_j6dslcx wrote
You’re not done yet! Come back at 100% or negative with margin and then we can rate you. Now get to work comrade
Skeleton-ear-face t1_j6du6m7 wrote
Give me the rest of your port and I will gladly lose the rest for you. I’m only down 173k from my peak from 2021z.
First-Person t1_j6du81t wrote
0/1
ionic_bionic t1_j6dv6vk wrote
Oo-ooh you're halfway there!
Minimum-Peace-4675 t1_j6dwfe1 wrote
You are one decent trade away from breaking even…
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Effective_Newcomer t1_j6dy40p wrote
At least you have that cute rewards box icon...maybe you have a 10,- credit to help you
TRex683 t1_j6e1kvv wrote
Or... you don't learn to change things.
Actual_Platypus5160 t1_j6e3la9 wrote
How??? You can literally just do 4% scalps with that kind of money and make bank 😭
Bluehorsesho3 t1_j6e9z32 wrote
You're buying something that decays. Going all in on anything that decays is just pure reckless gambling.
paperfkinhandz t1_j6ecpg7 wrote
Basshead42o t1_j6ee3mh wrote
Down…syndrome
Efstratios7 t1_j6enjxv wrote
Balance: as all things should be
ShroomingMantis t1_j6er2c3 wrote
Lol ok Citadel 👀
justanothermofo88 t1_j6f0yeb wrote
Yolo party city?
justanothermofo88 t1_j6f15e7 wrote
It's all good Grant was WAYYY better than Franklin anyways...
UPDATE** I read on the internet that Grant broke Franklin's ribs in a high-school fight.
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