Submitted by Evanisnotmyname t3_10ptwcg in wallstreetbets
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But there’s the smart way, and then there’s the fun way.
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>If you're looking to make quick gains with a small investment, then options trading is definitely the way to go. Options are contracts that give the holder the right, but not the obligation, to buy or sell an underlying asset at a specific price within a certain time frame. This means that you can control a large amount of stock for a relatively small amount of money.
However, options trading is also very risky and complex, so it's important to do your research and understand all the risks involved before getting started. There are plenty of resources out there on options trading - just Google it and you'll find tons of articles, videos, etc.
Wow, thanks vmod! You’re the best!
I mean if I got half a million USD saved up.
What are better odds.
Asking for advise on wsb or just putting it on black in roulette
Odds of Roulette 49/49. Odds of WSB 30/69
49/49 = 1 30/69 = .43
I think Roulette has better odds
Just googled it actually 18/20 for roulettes colors. For some reason I was thinking it went to 100. Also didn’t account for 0 and 00 right. Oh, well guess I belong here.
The casino would like to offer you some comp. drinks and a line of credit
I was just making a shitty fractions joke
I'm gonna buy some 20c for spxs (inverse leverage spy ETF) tomorrow, to get ready for Wednesday. They're cheap and more fun than scratch tickets
Just downloaded robinhood. It says it’s for ages 4+ so I think I’m good
I wouldn’t use robinhood
Explain more
SPX is a leveraged ETF that tracks the s&p
SPXS is same thing but short instead of long.
I like it cuz it's trading at 19ish in contrast to SPX at 70ish and the options are cheaper.
There is a federal reserve meeting this Wednesday and earnings for some tech companies this week. If there's a interest rate hike and earnings are poor, s&p goes down, SPXS goes up, 20c print, wife moves back in maybe?
Buy a ps5
Dude I actually did this in October sold my Xbox series one for 300 bought puts and n FedEx on a Thursday night with the money and then made a grand Friday on the puts
Wait some people get paid to look at loss porn?!?
Apparently lol
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Since you wont read a long comment anyway, simply yolo it all and see how it goes. The worst case is you lost it all but the best case is you infinity times your money
Oh my gourd!
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I like to close my eyes and pick stocks randomly, I love gambling
Not that young yet, all you could sell is an xbox?? Damn, rather buy yourself food...
Meta.
Ehem, ORDERFLOW. Search it, learn it, study it, apply it. Best orderflow tools: 1) Time & Sales 2) Volume Profile 3) VWAP indicator. Trust me, if my friends can learn it after crying for help on losing trades and then thinking they are a god trader once they sought help, so can you.
use spreads and don’t buy so far out of the money that it’s unlikely to hit.
First off, you want a green rocket, not a red rocket. Personally, I'd rather rock a strap-on dildo attached directly to my forehead, but anyways, what are we talking about again?
Oh yeah. Rockets. Green Rockets/Dildos > Red Rockets Dildos.
And remember if all else fails, just keep throwing money at it. Usually solves all problems.
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Just send me your money and I tell you in 3 months that you lost 98% that way it's easier for all of us.
>I know there’s a lot involved, just looking for opinions on the best TRADING ways to turn $500 into $5000, or $50k.
You belong here. Do you think everyone is just using the worst ways to trade for fun. There's no best way regard.