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Rental_Car t1_j6jnyfs wrote

Bro they just got through killing like 53 million hens because of bird flu. You think a few thousand more is going to make a difference?

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bcash-bcash-bcash t1_j6jtdqw wrote

Affirmative, the quantifiable and observable value of each avian unit must not be discounted in the poultry market echelon.

I consistently undertake explorations to agrarian poultry purveyors within my contiguous sphere, with an arsenal of an Armalite Rifle variant, and implement a modus operandi of acquiring options contracts, exhibiting a pronounced inclination towards put options, on leading ovo-producers within the demarcated regional arena. In moments of leisure-induced inactivity, when physical avian disposition is precluded, I adopt a derivative mechanism, commonly referred to as the Iron Condor, to execute my strategy.

Does this denote your stance that the expected rate of return, computed as the sum of the probabilities of all possible outcomes, derived from this optionality approach is devoid of economic viability?

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caezar-salad t1_j6ktmsu wrote

Well ideally you want your best egg layers to pass their genes on and not, y'know, die in a fire.

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