Submitted by Meanie_Cream_Cake t3_10pct1d in wallstreetbets
Comments
Rental_Car t1_j6jnyfs wrote
Bro they just got through killing like 53 million hens because of bird flu. You think a few thousand more is going to make a difference?
LuckyLeverageTrader t1_j6joiki wrote
CHICKENS
DonCorletony t1_j6joqzv wrote
There are 25.8 Billion chickens in the world
chucwagn t1_j6jp5io wrote
Great... Then why have egg prices doubled? Did we have 51.6b chickens last week?
HoloceneHosier t1_j6jqqoh wrote
We've killed about 53 million in the US in the past year or so for the outbreak. Soooo
DonCorletony t1_j6jqw0v wrote
Prices arent directly linear like that. If we lost half of the chickens on earth, prices wouldnt double. They would multiply exponentially and you literally wouldnt find any eggs in the store.
bcash-bcash-bcash t1_j6jtdqw wrote
Affirmative, the quantifiable and observable value of each avian unit must not be discounted in the poultry market echelon.
I consistently undertake explorations to agrarian poultry purveyors within my contiguous sphere, with an arsenal of an Armalite Rifle variant, and implement a modus operandi of acquiring options contracts, exhibiting a pronounced inclination towards put options, on leading ovo-producers within the demarcated regional arena. In moments of leisure-induced inactivity, when physical avian disposition is precluded, I adopt a derivative mechanism, commonly referred to as the Iron Condor, to execute my strategy.
Does this denote your stance that the expected rate of return, computed as the sum of the probabilities of all possible outcomes, derived from this optionality approach is devoid of economic viability?
Rental_Car t1_j6jvpqj wrote
[deleted] t1_j6jzgen wrote
[removed]
Weird-Status-287 t1_j6k08g1 wrote
That was alot of long words.
rickert1337 t1_j6k1eot wrote
100000 wow thats so much, like 0.000001 of all
Betweenthelies13 t1_j6k49kj wrote
Are the roosters ok?
Darth_Laidher t1_j6k6cc6 wrote
No eggs February it is :(
[deleted] t1_j6k80it wrote
[removed]
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j6kehh2 wrote
We're they seasoned and slowly rotating at the time? Asking in case they didn't go completely to waste
the__storm t1_j6kh049 wrote
There's a reason they don't call it the demand straight line through the origin.
belligerent_pickle t1_j6kmpxv wrote
So market will be flooded with roast chicken? Check
caezar-salad t1_j6ktmsu wrote
Well ideally you want your best egg layers to pass their genes on and not, y'know, die in a fire.
Tfear_Marathonus t1_j6l0u45 wrote
[deleted] t1_j6lnq2j wrote
[removed]
Fongernator t1_j6lu5p3 wrote
So u got the chicken, the rooster and the hen...
RagzToBitchez t1_j6ly2kw wrote
devastatingly delicious.
ElongMuskrat t1_j6m3xv6 wrote
bbq chicken
chucwagn t1_j6jmz54 wrote
According to the DoAg, the anticipated impact on egg prices from this incident is minimal to none at this time....
Right. Convenient.