Everybody knows the best part about Mormons is their dedication to playing games. It's no joke. Growing up the Mormon family across my street had every Nintendo game imaginable and walls of board games. And they had a bunker of snacks. So you can chill and play games all day and steal snacks from their 5 month supply of food they buy from Costco. And they had a hoop in their driveway.

They just couldn't listen to any decent music, watch anything good, or leave the sight of their parents and couldn't be outside past dinner. I guess that's what the games are for to make sure they don't stray far.