It’s a really exciting place to work. They have pony rides in the courtyard once a month and a secret frozen yogurt machine (the tart kind!) that you’re able to use after some mild hazing.

It’s also known for a blow out costume party on Flag Day (DOJ has Halloween), and every four years for inauguration, you get to have your photo taken in a hilarious Oregon Trail/Pioneer Photo Booth with the head of OMB.

Best part is the on-site coven prayer service every Monday. Turns out witches love Mondays. Who knew?

Tell your friend to accept and, most importantly, to stop cutting his hair and fingernails. That will be explained during orientation.