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zuziep t1_jecjjuz wrote

Go to Green Zone and order a Fuck Trump. It's always available but would feel extra special today.


expartecthulu t1_jedcsoc wrote

Why not a Manhattan.


Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeet1mx wrote

Can you Dirty a Manhattan?


expartecthulu t1_jeevegb wrote

You can absolutely put olive brine in a whiskey- and vermouth-based drink, if you want to recreate the feeling of being indicted.


Animaled t1_jeewtge wrote

No one went with a Dark and Stormy?


BrightThru2014 t1_jedc5cz wrote

Shame that the first indictment wasn’t for election interference in Georgia…but I will enjoy the symbolism of him getting booked for SOMETHING at long last


ch36u3v4r4 t1_jef79ij wrote

I would have picked some of the war crimes or the violation of the rights of asylum seekers. But then I suppose we'd have to throw Biden and the rest in jail too.


dynospectrum7 t1_jegg4k2 wrote

Yeah, the election interference was preferable. Cause if this is about the hush money and he gets out from under it, his people are going to be riled the fuck up.


priscillareiss t1_jecy29k wrote

I think you should go have a drink in the Waldorf Astoria (previously the Trump International Hotel)

His favorite drink was a Diet Coke, but IIRC he abstains from alcohol. So maybe a run and coke at the Waldorf lol


Gumburcules t1_jeeilz8 wrote

> but IIRC he abstains from alcohol.

Just like everything else he says, that's a lie.


> I'm not a drinker. I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life…. Whenever they are looking for something good, I say I never had a glass of alcohol.

Laraby, bartender at various 1990s clubs:

> I served him. And he drank at the bar. He'd come in with John Casablancas. He'd go to the side of the bar [at Spy] by the waitress station, because he liked the waitresses. He would order light beer.


> We had champagne on the table, always, and we had vodka usually, some scotch. He was drinking champagne or vodka


> Trump was not a good tipper at all. He would stand at the bar, and if he was paying, which he sometimes did, John would have like three drinks, and he would have his beer and then they would get their bottle of wine, and the wine was expensive, and then he would leave me, like, two dollars.


[deleted] t1_jecpoje wrote

Dan's cafe. Order anything.


theguvna505 t1_jeebgo9 wrote

The Midlands IG story says $5 drafts.


Cool_Story_Bra t1_jeedo7m wrote

What if I have bone spurs? Does that impact my draft eligibility?


Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeetdjl wrote

You can only drink from bottles that are opened in front of you and tested for poison


alizadk t1_jecsfg3 wrote

RIP Capitol Lounge.


Not-a-Cartel t1_jeemhnn wrote

Make a Man of War and call it "Orange Jumpsuit"


2 ounces bourbon

1 ounce orange curaçao or triple sec

1/2 ounce sweet vermouth

1/2 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed

Garnish: lemon peel

Garnish: brandied cherry



rvajellyfish t1_jefdubo wrote

Midlands in Park View posted to their Instagram story "When it Arraigns, We Pour $5 drafts" so I would guess that would align with whenever the arraignment happens


Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedj0fs wrote

Something imported like his wives.


Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeethv4 wrote

Only 2/3rds of Trump wives are imported. The rest are made in the USA


Substantial_Act3036 t1_jeflwde wrote

I’m first generation. I’ve got nothing against people coming to the U.S., but the donald complains about immigrants while he marries them.


Deep_Stick8786 t1_jegb7ex wrote

Theres something about the immigrants he likes vs. the ones he doesn’t. I’m not quite sure I can put my finger on it….🤔


jaymansi t1_jeek3kl wrote

Sex on the beach