Thanks for being such a good person, man. Don’t let your ego be shattered…it’s a sad reality that these fuckin things were bred for combat and now we have them walking around like they’re Golden Doodles. I’m sincerely in favor of municipal-level ordinances that are heavily enforced to keep any large dog (German Shepherd, Pitbull, Rottweiler, so on) on a leash or, frankly, not in the fuckin city. I know it’d never get passed, I know it’s a pipe dream—but my neighbor’s daughter was mauled by a shitbull and ended up with a lifelong limp because of it. Owner just fuckin up and moved. Good for me, but where’s that monster now?

Pitmommies need to get it through their thick fuckin skulls that these animals shouldn’t be owned.