cwoodgate t1_j1hwpcp wrote on December 24, 2022 at 2:19 PM

Lol wtf I literally struggle when I have home bowl advantage and you all can sport poop at will? 🤯

myWitsYourWagers t1_j1i6etm wrote on December 24, 2022 at 3:43 PM

Try eating a vegetable.

cwoodgate t1_j1ijtrz wrote on December 24, 2022 at 5:24 PM

(Looking at broccoli) I need therapy more than vegetables.

Technicolor_Reindeer t1_j1j5x4n wrote on December 24, 2022 at 8:00 PM

IBS/IBD is a bitch.

myWitsYourWagers t1_j1j7oc3 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 8:12 PM

Yep, fully sympathize.

Baaaakedbeans t1_j1iakzd wrote on December 24, 2022 at 4:15 PM

This is the best thing I’ve read in while. I’m going to addd home bowl advantage to my vocabulary.

erotomachy t1_j1ikpef wrote on December 24, 2022 at 5:30 PM

Ever since I got a bidet, I dread pooping on the road.

Fulano_MK1 t1_j1jw46g wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:16 PM

I have this belief that everyone has a regular life "super power" - mine is that I can poop, whenever I want (or not poop when I don't want, I can hold it for just about forever). I developed this power back in high school, pooping immediately after school and before cross-country practice started. It was absolutely crucial during the two years I was a Peace Corps volunteer in the Dominican Republic.

My wife has never selected an avocado from the grocery store that wasn't absolutely perfect. That's her super power, and it has spoiled me and crippled my avocado-selecting confidence.