Throwaway08080909070 t1_j928hk5 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 5:59 PM

It's such mediocre chocolate since they were bought out, why bother?

rexot81 t1_j928wo6 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:02 PM

It’s the principle of the matter

[deleted] t1_j92dgor wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:34 PM

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BummyFingers t1_j92gxn7 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:57 PM

Nope. Cadburys has dumbed down its chocolate here in the UK since Mondelez took control.

sakamake t1_j927i1b wrote on February 18, 2023 at 5:53 PM

I'm sorry, the only word I can understand is "slam"

Impeachcordial t1_j9284f2 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam Slam

SteveMcQwark t1_j94poqv wrote on February 19, 2023 at 5:35 AM

Lovely slam, wonderful slam! Lovely slam, wonderful slam!

James_IV_I t1_j92jd5j wrote on February 18, 2023 at 7:14 PM

Police SLAMED an plot to steal eggs

throwaway_ghast t1_j93nj2e wrote on February 19, 2023 at 12:12 AM

/r/comeonandslam

tretower424 t1_j94j0jj wrote on February 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM

What, is BLAST too good for you??!

MusicFilmandGameguy t1_j92icom wrote on February 18, 2023 at 7:07 PM

I wish these were the only kinds of crimes we had to worry about 🙃

Lofteed t1_j92a802 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:11 PM

this ai written titles arrived sooner than i expected

Galanza t1_j92j4ak wrote on February 18, 2023 at 7:12 PM

Clearly got a few Twix up their sleeves

tretower424 t1_j94j9f3 wrote on February 19, 2023 at 4:32 AM

Don’t be ridiculous, you Flake…

008Zulu t1_j92xjbn wrote on February 18, 2023 at 8:55 PM

I tried to form a well written pun filled quip for this, but I over-punned myself and now have a headache.

SteveMcQwark t1_j94qpyb wrote on February 19, 2023 at 5:46 AM

Surely you're eggs-aggerating.

008Zulu t1_j94r39r wrote on February 19, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Eggs are too expensive to joke about anyway.

CadburyFlake t1_j92ctbk wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:29 PM

Good work chaps

[deleted] t1_j92dbm4 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 6:33 PM