Rapiz t1_j9y78yc wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:49 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Earthquake felt in South Wales as midnight tremor makes houses and walls shake by WhoIsJolyonWest

There is no god. Just like there is no Santa Clause.

Thedirtyhood t1_j9y8myc wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:04 PM

Hey I have more proof Santa is real than God. I got letters and gifts with Santa's signature I even got a picture of him at the mall.

FranklyNinja t1_j9yb6lg wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:30 PM

I even saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night

Rapiz t1_j9ydky6 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGUhVrS-Gs

666satanhimself t1_j9yxflw wrote on February 25, 2023 at 4:21 PM

word on the street is Santa loves the ladies

DeMalgamnated t1_j9zosyr wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:21 PM

sorry to break it to but that's just a guy who killed santa and took his identity as he's on the run from El Pres Enter, the leader of the christmas cartel. a ruthless gang that smuggled presents filled with drugs.

bafta t1_j9ygcts wrote on February 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM

But there is a sanity clause in most contracts

666satanhimself t1_j9yx9wz wrote on February 25, 2023 at 4:20 PM

there is a God, and Santa is me. I'm making some lists, which one will you be on?