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Glad we got our 1980s movie plots back. I've missed the Russians as the defacto bad guys.

Soooo, what game? Sims 4?

Its sims 3

He’s admitting they’re shit?

Imagine movies can be remade like, James Bond movies. New actors, new settings, newer cars, but SAME plot :DDD

Haha I forgot all about that

Link for context https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gpmg/russia-sims-3

SpySimulator :) Like the GoatSimulator (which is basically an FSB simulator it seems...)

Putin to FSB: get gud

Ees adorable

You can tell that shirt was just bought too, never worn. Lmfao

Skill issue

Always have been.

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They are salty about that William Burns interview where in the end he kind of implies they basically know everything about every gov

"Oblivious CEO in C-Suite demands workers double efficiency 'for the good of the company'"

More nerve toxin assassinations?

When will the west get their hands on the lektor

Slugheads.

Putin- “and damit Ivan this time when I say SIM cards im not talking about the SIM games”

He doesnt have a guy in the white house with unlimited access anymore.

Keep an eye on your neighbor , relatives and friends and report any suspect for the motherland...

Look into your neighbors windows and ask a lot of questions - can't be too safe ...

- And stay out of politics

russians can't be the bad guys anymore, they aren't the big scary animal they pretended to be. They are a joke. Everything about them is ridiculous. They would never be believable as an actual threat now. Moronic sidekick is probably all they could be good for.

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Well the Sims 3 disc was lost in that blast, so Sims 4 it is.

Well there's the branch classified library at a certain estate in Florida. I'm guessing it's still there since the current administration seems cool with it.

So what I am hearing is that a brand new Rocky & Bullwinkle Show is in the works?

Simple, just ban russians from every country on the fucking planet.

hasn't the whole point of having them as baddies in movies because they suck though.

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If North Korea can be the bad guys in Red Dawn 2, then the Russians can be the bad guys again in Red Dawn 3.

"Mister Bond, I'm so happy you could join us. Let me introduce myself... I'm Allota Clitoris and this is my associate WAP. We're both Russian models."

Stallone is too old to do another Rocky to end this call war

It would be funny if the Chinese were portrayed as the real threat, and their sidekicks/henchmen were moronic Russians. A huge slap in the face to real Russians.

Eh, not always. The Red Orchestra was arguably one of the (if not the) most successful intelligence operations in WW2. Their problem is not really intelligence collection, I would guess they are reasonably good at it, but the entire apparatus is so corrupt and useless that it is unable to turn that intelligence into anything useful.

There’s a scene in there where they are forced out a tube and get wet huh?

Sounds like a skill issue

-CIA

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But hollywood will never allow that because it'lll probably get banned in China.

Gotta chase that billion dollar box office