Nestlé: "PLANT OUR FLAG, NOW!!!"

"Welcome, terran labourer to the Nestlé moon colony. Here you will enjoy rocks, metal tubes and domicile pods, with a single bunk per labourer. Here you can earn a taxless wage in our libertarian utopia."

"Notice: the cost of accomodation, oxygen, water and Grool™ will be deducted from your pay, amounting to 75% of your wages. A flight back to earth is approximately 50 wages in total."