Submitted by sleepysnowboarder t3_12684u8 in worldnews
Dry-Peach-6327 t1_je83zvy wrote
Where’s the spaghetti 🤌🤌🤌
Transfer_McWindow t1_je8a2wy wrote
I don't mean to alarm you, but you seem to have three hands.
Dry-Peach-6327 t1_je8bzm2 wrote
I ate too much uranium as a child
phlogistonical t1_je8uu82 wrote
How much is enough? Now Im worried my children have a uranium deficiency.
GodsCloaca t1_je9nceu wrote
Just gotta dilute it with lots of spaghetti.
Dry-Peach-6327 t1_je9pqdk wrote
Don’t forget the Parmesan cheese!
faygit1 t1_jea3xqr wrote
How could they forget the Parmesan cheese silly? That’s arguably the most important part in the uranium dilution process.
Transfer_McWindow t1_je9wcp1 wrote
All we had was asbestos growing up 😒
ancalime9 t1_je9g6zy wrote
One of them was made with wooly mammoth DNA
kittiestkitty t1_je95gs5 wrote
One is his cloned meatball hand
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