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Transfer_McWindow t1_je8a2wy wrote

I don't mean to alarm you, but you seem to have three hands.

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Dry-Peach-6327 t1_je8bzm2 wrote

I ate too much uranium as a child

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phlogistonical t1_je8uu82 wrote

How much is enough? Now Im worried my children have a uranium deficiency.

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GodsCloaca t1_je9nceu wrote

Just gotta dilute it with lots of spaghetti.

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Dry-Peach-6327 t1_je9pqdk wrote

Don’t forget the Parmesan cheese!

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faygit1 t1_jea3xqr wrote

How could they forget the Parmesan cheese silly? That’s arguably the most important part in the uranium dilution process.

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ancalime9 t1_je9g6zy wrote

One of them was made with wooly mammoth DNA

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