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Throwaway08080909070 t1_jeexwx7 wrote

Now this... this is world news. How could anyone go about their day without knowing this?!

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FloodMoose t1_jeewh3d wrote

I fully expect the AI gen image in less than an hour. Pope Eating Pizza While Busting Out Of Hospital

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CurtisLeow t1_jef3og6 wrote

The Vatican also said that the Pope was looking forward to leaving the hospital and shitting in the woods.

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autotldr t1_jeewptf wrote

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot)

> ROME - Pope Francis is expected to be discharged on Saturday from the Rome hospital where he is being treated for bronchitis as his recovery proceeds in a "Normal" way, even had pizza for dinner and will be in St. Peter's Square for Palm Sunday Mass, the Vatican said.

> "Yesterday went well, with a normal clinical recovery,″ Bruni said."In the evening, Pope Francis had dinner, eating a pizza, together with all those who are assisting him in these days of the hospital stay," the spokesman said, including doctors, nurses, assistants and Vatican security personnel.

> The spokesman later added that, given the pope would return to the Vatican on Saturday, Francis was expected to be present in the square for Palm Sunday Mass. He didn't indicate whether Francis would deliver a homily during the ceremony, a particularly long service, or if someone else might read it for him.

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JimsonTweed26 t1_jegju9x wrote

He’s a big fan of anchovy Hawaiian I hear

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deadevilmonkey t1_jeewn32 wrote

So he believes in god, but not cholesterol?

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