Wagner: It says here on your resume that you _almost_ fought in the Afghan War against the Taliban in 2020. Why 'almost'?

Commando: Because the Taliban paid me not to fight!

Wagner: So you're saying if we pay you to fight, you'll fight!?

Commando: Absolutely! I'll shoot at whomever the highest bidder tells me to.

Wagner: You're hired! When does the bidding end?

Commando: That's the great thing, it doesn't!