Submitted by lustfulcuties t3_yinphc in worldnews
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lustfulcuties OP t1_iujirdk wrote
Imagine being trapped in Disney, and they don't even let you get off the ride.
lustfulcuties OP t1_iujisjk wrote
The “It’s a Small World” theme song on loop… for the duration of quarantine.
I had to hear it for 3 hours while in line as a child and it’s seared into my mind…
BuddhistSlater t1_iujj41e wrote
brb securing movie rights
Aware_Negotiation_90 t1_iujjyum wrote
Wtf
SP1570 t1_iujlnu8 wrote
Splendid idea...on a more serious note, I start to hope that we will soon get the straw that breaks the camel's back: China's zero covid is a silly policy applied by zealots following a madman.
FranticPonE t1_iujn9qm wrote
Taking all bets ladies, gents, and otherwise, taking all bets! I present to you the odds on how big the Covid lockdowns get! Yessiree here we go, factories, city blocks, entire amusement parks, those are the things we've already got!
But how big can it go, that's our betting question at hand! So here's the plan, I'll make a list and we'll see who's what and what's the limit, no limits here for what Winnie Xer Pooh will demand!
First we've got entire cities, so you've heard already but only partially. Well no more I say, quarantine and no on leaves they're all there to stay!
But we can go bigger yes we can, how about an entire prefecture which divides the land? All locked off and no one out, who could complain, and what would they complain about?
How about regions, of this I say, larger than prefectures, there's no doubt but hey, who's to care if no one gets out of there region today?
Finally the country I say! The entire thing, all locked down and no one to sing, of movement, trade, nor anything. Could ol Winnie Xer Pooh take this all the way?
Hmong_sausage t1_iujoow5 wrote
Hope the stay and food is free for trapping you in.
LostDefectivePearl t1_iujoz53 wrote
Back to cartoonish speculation though: what comes after zero covid policy? 100% covid policy by neighborhood?
TheDadThatGrills t1_iujp9k0 wrote
It would be easier for you to secure these movie rights from Shanghai Disney than it would be to secure human rights in Shanghai Disney.
19jessica94 t1_iujq3ub wrote
I know the way the Chinese handle Covid is draconian, and would not work in America, but they are really focused on long term health and the economy. Almost every other country is going to deal with a work force that has a percent of workers sickened by LongCovid and repeat cases of Covid forever. Ten-fifteen years from now they will have a country of healthy workers, and we will have a big drag on our economy.
LegitimateRevenue282 t1_iujq66h wrote
Why not? That's what we have in the West
nicksteron t1_iujqaor wrote
THIS right here folks, this... is what nightmares are made of.
Wholesome_Stuff t1_iujr93y wrote
China's covid measures are about control not public health. Taiwan and SK both have higher population densities yet do not need to result to such heavy handed measures.
LostDefectivePearl t1_iujrgss wrote
No, I mean forced covid by neighborhood. Come to this party and get coughed on, hope your vaccine worked
Edit: to be more clear, with a covid free policy there are a TON of people who are highly susceptible to covid. Additionally, the vaccines available in China are typically less effective at preventing infection and hospitalization than the mRNA vaccines largely used in the west. That means a huge proportion of their population is at risk, and lifting covid zero policies will overwhelm the country. It would be like when the pandemic just started, except the new variants are much, much more contagious.
So, on a very serious note, I don’t know how China can move past covid zero without some dystopian storyline.
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thatmikeguy t1_iujrtq0 wrote
Hope they are not out of swabs from swabbing the fish and crabs.
Nolsoth t1_iujrvuk wrote
The mouse always gets his tithes!.
What's that? You can't pay to stay? Then out the gates you go to receive your lead cure.
Omega41745 t1_iujrzx1 wrote
So Dead Rising: Disney Edition?
LefsaMadMuppet t1_iujsawt wrote
Nuka World from Fallout 4.
LenniLanape t1_iujthfl wrote
Hey, they got your cc . It's Disney. What do you think?
LenniLanape t1_iujtpd6 wrote
Or maybe Disney's "Nightmare on Main St".
Smurf_Sausage_Sucker t1_iuju1e4 wrote
Don't argue with the propaganda bots lol. It's not worth it
WechTreck t1_iujulb5 wrote
Nah, Covid gives a 20% chance of getting long covid.
Post infection immunity lasts between 1 and 3 months .
Then with all the overlapping mutant variants going around the edge of vaccines, you could wreck your whole population and not get rid of Covid.
Hairy-Owl-5567 t1_iujv571 wrote
Yeah right. If they gave a shit about long term health they wouldn't have spent the most critical early months of the outbreak in 2019 suppressing all information about the virus and persecuting whistleblowers who were desperately trying to get the word out. China created this entire shitshow; saying that they care about human life now, is absolutely laughable.
SoddenMeister t1_iujvjf6 wrote
Welcome to the hotel California. Check in any time you like, but you can never leave.
RyanGosliwafflez t1_iujwod3 wrote
Sounds like a perfect Dead Rising sequel
Iamaleafinthewind t1_iujz5fd wrote
"It's a small world, after all"
HailThunder t1_iuk4lpv wrote
The happiest place you'll never leave!
twistedweenis t1_iuk7fvd wrote
#It's a small world after all
LessIndependence8983 t1_iukabmk wrote
Do chinese bots dream of electric Xieep??
Smurf_Sausage_Sucker t1_iukagx4 wrote
Goddamn it lmao
lustfulcuties OP t1_iujiqsw wrote
This would be a great zombie video game. Trapped in Chinese Disney world with a zombie virus going around. CCP soldiers will murder you if you try to leave. So you have to mcgiver disney stuff to fight off the zombies.