Submitted by MisterMovie50 t3_ygsgra in worldnews
Wigu90 t1_iua7qfc wrote
Imagine you're on a cruise ship.
You step outside at night to get some fresh air and suddenly you get an alert on your iPhone.
Your sex offender locator app shows a single blip 1,5 km away, in the open sea.
tengo_harambe t1_iuaksji wrote
those damn rapey dolphins
Oddity46 t1_iuawtso wrote
Fucka you, doruphin!
valeyard89 t1_iub1p54 wrote
Fuck you whare!
SureUnderstanding358 t1_iub3l32 wrote
Fuck you cow!
BlackStrike7 t1_iubr2y3 wrote
Ikura!!!
VileTouch t1_iuc1q4v wrote
>Your sex offender locator app
Wait. Is that a thing?
Wigu90 t1_iuc8hbj wrote
Kind of, but the way I described them was just artistic license for the sake of the joke 😀
EDIT: also, your username seems to imply that there’s more at stake here😀
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