Ezraken27 t1_ixnz6b1 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Owl3571 in Vladimir Putin’s allies target Australian group that fights Russian propaganda by rustoren
They'll send in the emus. Game over.
altctrldel86 t1_ixo81zt wrote
I think I'd prefer nukes if it gets to that. I don't want to have to live through another emu war.
Ok-Blackberry-3534 t1_ixoeu0i wrote
Don't worry. You won't...
MinuteManufacturer t1_ixoph8t wrote
The emus? Why not an army of murder chickens and roos?
MarlinDownunder t1_ixp5mqe wrote
Drop Bears in case we run out of grenade dropping drones
Vaadwaur t1_ixp3d4n wrote
No, we must get serious: Air lift in a battalion of drop bears to Moscow...and give them cocaine!
Ironoclast t1_ixpjlq8 wrote
The cassowaries are the Special Forces Unit.
sneaky_squirrel t1_ixoj0uz wrote
Nice try.
Last time Australia tried to invade and occupy the proud r-EMU-blic, they suffered a h-EMU-liating defeat.
I don't see why the Emus would aid their rival nation of Australia.
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