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Candelestine t1_ixnn9c4 wrote

Putin's allies are active all over the world. This is literally his last hurrah, it's his ass on the line. He'll do anything that might help him turn this around and actually survive the next few years. His literal life very likely hangs on the outcome of the war, and like most people, I think he likes being alive.

Dude was literally contemplating nukes, before papa Xi told him it was a no-no. Probably still thinking about it, even though it'd just be a step closer to his suicide.

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Ok_Owl3571 t1_ixnvkf4 wrote

Don’t mess with the Australians. Big mistake

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SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixo6v1t wrote

WE WILL SHITPOST ON THE BEACHES.

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Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo t1_ixolhnz wrote

32 VB's deep

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SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixopgdw wrote

How very fucking dare you suggest I drink that Avi Yemeni-Michael Leunig Pricktorian piss.

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therealtheremin t1_ixpj3yi wrote

Legit question: is that Leunig the cartoon guy? What did he do? Haven’t heard of him for years

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Ezraken27 t1_ixnz6b1 wrote

They'll send in the emus. Game over.

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Vaadwaur t1_ixp3d4n wrote

No, we must get serious: Air lift in a battalion of drop bears to Moscow...and give them cocaine!

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Ironoclast t1_ixpjlq8 wrote

The cassowaries are the Special Forces Unit.

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sneaky_squirrel t1_ixoj0uz wrote

Nice try.

Last time Australia tried to invade and occupy the proud r-EMU-blic, they suffered a h-EMU-liating defeat.

I don't see why the Emus would aid their rival nation of Australia.

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anava_ t1_ixoql0n wrote

Yep, it’s no sweat off our backs, we pretty much don’t have any sweat left once summer is done with us.

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autotldr t1_ixnjron wrote

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 91%. (I'm a bot)

> The Svoboda Alliance of Australia and New Zealand is a Russian ethnic group that organises public protests and tries to combat Russian language propaganda Down Under.

> Government 'looking hard' at Russia's presence in Australia There are fears some individuals are helping wage a propaganda war for the Kremlin and sowing division among local Russian speakers, prompting the Labor government to make its strongest comments since taking office on Russia's presence in Australia.

> "For over half a decade, Russian diplomats have tried to weaponise the Russian diaspora in Australia."Now the Russian state is targeting Russian Australians who uphold democratic values and human rights.

Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Russia^#2 Australian^#3 Alliance^#4 Australia^#5

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hard1982 t1_ixnq7m9 wrote

Throw these Russian Cowards and supporters out of Australia

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brezhnervous t1_ixny3q7 wrote

No idea why we haven't banished their Ambassador tbh

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amk735 t1_ixo2t47 wrote

Every NATO country, applicant, and ally should end diplomatic relations with Russia, simultaneously. We can all just expel their entire foreign ministry staff of all levels. It would hurt their information warfare success for sure.

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brezhnervous t1_ixo4f0f wrote

And also us non-NATO countries.

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amk735 t1_ixocdst wrote

Eh, your country has cooperated with NATO for almost 75 years. Maybe not a member on paper, but in spirit you definitely are.

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Vakieh t1_ixpvue2 wrote

Five Eyes (US, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) is arguably a tighter alliance than NATO. NATO the US has to wine and dine to get what it wants, FVEY the US says "we're going this way" and the rest of us tip that hat and say "yes guvnah I'll bring the gun". If NATO is the western whities group chat, FVEY is the sub-group-chat of western whities who speak English.

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____DEAFPOOL____ t1_ixob89m wrote

Send their diplomats back to the motherland, they need more conscripts. Petukhins петухин Putin's bitches.

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SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixo6tgf wrote

We're not NATO.

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amk735 t1_ixobu53 wrote

This is true, but Australia has been cooperating with NATO since 1953. So, not a member officially, but in spirit definitely.

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Xaviacks t1_ixo54mh wrote

Are you talking about the Svoboda Alliance?

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BillyQz t1_ixnt00w wrote

That is what dictators do they try to silence folks who point out the real truth not the propaganda

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Colecoman1982 t1_ixo3qrb wrote

Have they officially recognized NAFO yet?

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GunplaBuilder2393 t1_ixohpdq wrote

Why not give this guy a few of exotic bugs and animals of Australia? I'm sure he'll love it.

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Ambitious-Score-5637 t1_ixpalus wrote

C’mon Albo, get rid of some of these ‘diplomats’. Like we give a rats arse about having diplomatic relations with Russia.

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Maxy2388 t1_ixpu8kv wrote

I guess we can’t exactly use them as political hostages can we

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Complete_Rule6644 t1_ixpdz5e wrote

Righto mate, I’m sure they’re shaking in their pluggers

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Martianmanhunter94 t1_ixphmp4 wrote

This is news! Poutine has allies! That is like saying that the San Diego Padres have fans. Probably not true.

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Double-Road639 t1_ixqhetq wrote

meanwhile western allies target those who disagrees and harasses them.

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