It’s even better than that.

Russia started a war that almost immediately accomplished three things:

1. United the world against Russia.

2. Strengthened the resolve and perceived legitimacy of Ukrainian territorial claims.

3. Crushed the spirit of Russian military

Even if the story about Putin falling down some stairs and shitting himself isn’t true, it’s still a perfect metaphor for this war.

The Russians have unceremoniously shit the bed, then stood up in front of the world, spread their cheeks, and showed us their poopy butthole while wearing their shitstained bedsheets as a “heroic” cape.

It’s both sad, and darkly hilarious at the same time.