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JimmyEDI t1_j1vhp3g wrote

Reply to comment by grumbly102 in Putin bans Russian oil exports to countries that imposed price cap -decree by PatientBuilder499

You can’t fall from a window if you are in a basement.

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qainin t1_j1vls19 wrote

Absolutely not.

Here, have a nice cup of tea...

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dorkcicle t1_j1wwgik wrote

that tea gonna give me a heart attack?

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qainin t1_j1x1g7l wrote

No, but you'll probably glow in the dark.

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PloppyTheSpaceship t1_j1w1y9z wrote

Basement may have a little window at the top, and you fall upwards...

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JimmyEDI t1_j1w2lep wrote

Well if you’re not going to fall you may as well rise.

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LewisLightning t1_j1xhpkf wrote

Ah, but you're forgetting about the elevator shaft to the sub-basement. And for some reason they put a window on the doors.

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WanderingPickles t1_j1xxhul wrote

You say that but those crafty Russians are wizards at falling out of windows. It’s like magic.

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Durris t1_j1xycuj wrote

"He fell up three flights of stairs"

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