help either, I still read his article titled ["Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Christmas"](https://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas) which I read every Christmas season for a good laugh
many people stuck in obesity that the people who succeed are basically a statistical fluke.
https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/fat-officially-incurable-according-to-science
Well yeah duh everyone knows that [all tough guys in the future eat noodles](https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-weirdly-specific-things-movies-believe-about-food)
There's a cracked article all about this from 2010 dude...
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https://www.cracked.com/article\_18708\_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html
brb1006 t1_iu2qmfk wrote
Reply to comment by Supergazm in ‘It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ Has Become A Bee-Hive For Stupid Parent Complaints by Da_Kahuna
help either, I still read his article titled ["Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Christmas"](https://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas) which I read every Christmas season for a good laugh