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008Zulu t1_je76hfa wrote
Reply to comment by yeoninboi in Solar storm heading towards Earth after giant hole appears in Sun by JustinDias95
No, but I do like movies about gladiators.
008Zulu t1_je6pia2 wrote
Reply to comment by DeepsCL9 in Solar storm heading towards Earth after giant hole appears in Sun by JustinDias95
No thanks.
008Zulu t1_jduhdwa wrote
Reply to comment by InGenAche in Scientists discover supermassive black hole that now faces Earth by Bcap2219
2.628 × 10¹⁴ minutes
008Zulu t1_jdu7a8m wrote
How many hidden comments are there from the programmers lamenting about Musk's takeover?
008Zulu t1_jdu6ftu wrote
Reply to comment by Illithid_Substances in Scientists discover supermassive black hole that now faces Earth by Bcap2219
Meant to say away, no idea why I typed advance.
008Zulu t1_jdt012q wrote
Reply to comment by Burninator05 in Scientists discover supermassive black hole that now faces Earth by Bcap2219
We can detect bursts of radiation from stellar objects, sometimes with millions of years advance.
008Zulu t1_jdsspka wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in President Biden's nominee to head the FAA has withdrawn after Republican criticism by Panaka
The GOP loves forcing people to do things they don't want to do.
008Zulu t1_jdsrsh5 wrote
Reply to comment by lawless_c in Scientists discover supermassive black hole that now faces Earth by Bcap2219
Won't have to worry for about half a billion years anyway.
008Zulu t1_jdguiv5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Russia can't meet India arms deliveries due to Ukraine war, Indian Air Force says | CNN by Ducati_Don
How long before the ask back the stuff they already sent?
008Zulu t1_jcm97uh wrote
Reply to Trump returns to Facebook by cubernetics
I wonder how long it will take before his account is marked for spreading misinformation?
008Zulu t1_jclue2a wrote
Reply to comment by TarCalion313 in Levels of carcinogenic chemical near Ohio derailment site far above safe limit by Additional-Force-795
The CEO should eat the dirt to prove it's safe.
008Zulu t1_jcjtsz4 wrote
Reply to comment by ux3l in Pilot program begins for bulletproof shelter inside Alabama classroom by Picture-unrelated
Guns have value to Americans.
008Zulu t1_jaj46tv wrote
Reply to comment by BitingChaos in TikTok to set default daily time limit of up to 60 minutes for minors by [deleted]
So was I!
008Zulu t1_jab18b5 wrote
Reply to comment by TransportationEng in As crews remove contaminated soil and liquid from Ohio toxic train wreck site, concerns emerge about where it's going. by ILikeTalkn2Myself
Dumping toxic waste at a graveyard is how you get zombies.
008Zulu t1_ja9vnwi wrote
Reply to Am I right? by domsfilms1
There are several heart awards.
008Zulu t1_j9psxjl wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by greatdevonhope
Therese Coffey: Let them eat cake.
008Zulu t1_j94r39r wrote
Reply to comment by SteveMcQwark in English police say they foiled an 'eggs-travagent' plot to steal Cadbury chocolates by Auburn_Value_1986
Eggs are too expensive to joke about anyway.
008Zulu t1_j92xjbn wrote
Reply to English police say they foiled an 'eggs-travagent' plot to steal Cadbury chocolates by Auburn_Value_1986
I tried to form a well written pun filled quip for this, but I over-punned myself and now have a headache.
008Zulu t1_j8vc2ha wrote
Reply to comment by urnewstepdaddy in Court rejects Kari Lake's appeal of loss in Arizona governor's race by fjbruzr
Republican't stop losing.
008Zulu t1_j7cjcrv wrote
Reply to comment by accioqueso in Teenage girl killed by shark while jet skiing in Australia by AldoTheeApache
A shark might kill you. A dolphin might rape you. I think I'd prefer the shark.
008Zulu t1_j6pclv8 wrote
Reply to Mining giant Rio Tinto apologizes for sparking radiation alert after losing device in Australia by 70Ytterbium
Might not even be on the ground any more. We got a few species of bird here that like to collect shiny things to attracts mates.
008Zulu t1_j6oi5br wrote
Russian Command: We pay bounty for each western tank you destroy!
Russian Soldiers: Is good, but, how do we destroy tank? We have no tractors.
Russian Command: Is your problem.
008Zulu t1_je7qwkl wrote
Reply to Australian Indigenous Elder uninvited by event organisers from officially welcoming former US president Obama for being "too difficult" by BangCrash
Former president, that would mean stringent background checks. Perhaps the helper was flagged for some reason, and the Elder rejected all alternatives, insisting on the original help?
Not a fact, just speculation.