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1337ingDisorder t1_j9klp0f wrote
Reply to comment by CurlSagan in Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
Some say if you walk past his grave in the still of the night you can still hear him snickering and giggling
1337ingDisorder t1_j1e5fuc wrote
Every bit as wholesome as a manger scene.
1337ingDisorder t1_iybz0sx wrote
Obviously a test to suss out whether the respondent is or is not a dog.
1337ingDisorder t1_ix433g6 wrote
Reply to Guest Claiming to Be Government Agent on Secret Mission Demands Refund for Walt Disney World Park Admission by Silly_Confidence7890
"It's super-duper top secret, but I can totally tell this entry-level amusement park employee about my involvement..."
1337ingDisorder t1_iwzvoef wrote
Reply to Chris Jericho: "I literally want to go in front of the IOC, the International Olympic Community, and pitch pro wrestling as an Olympic sport. Gymnastics, pairs gymnastics, figure skating, pairs figure skating, what is that? It's two people working together to put on the best performance possible." by SgtThund3r
The Olympics already has an event called "Wrestling" so this would have to be added with a more specific name, like "Performative Wrestling"
I think they should do it, but also add Performative versions of all the other events they already have.
Performative Javelin, for example, and Performative Hockey could be especially entertaining.
1337ingDisorder t1_iwv29yb wrote
Get ready for CNN's Baked-AF New Year's Eve!
1337ingDisorder t1_iwhfng6 wrote
Reply to comment by dedemovie in Why has the Chicken Man taken over Philadelphia? by dedemovie
[int. Paddy's — Mac is showing Dennis a video on his phone]
DENNIS
(growing increasingly frustrated)
I can't believe all these people are going crazy over a guy eating some rotisserie chicken.
MAC
Right? He's not even doing anything interesting while eating it. I'd understand if he was eating forty chickens on a unicycle or something, but he's just...
DENNIS
...sitting there.
[Wide shot. Door flies open, Charlie enters.]
CHARLIE
(excitedly)
You guys have to come and see, you'll never believe what's going on down at the pier!
DENNIS and MAC
Yeah we know, some guy's eating chicken. So what.
CHARLIE
(out of breath)
So there's like 200 people there watching and a zillion more streaming it on the internet! If we do this at Paddy's it could bring in like a million customers!
DENNIS
(skeptical)
Nehhh I don't think people would care now that it's already done. Although I guess people shouldn't really have cared about it the first time either...
CHARLIE
We could beat his record — I bet Mac could eat fifty chickens!
MAC
(serious as cancer)
I could eat a hundred chickens.
DENNIS
Hmm, no I don't think more chickens is the answer. But you might be onto something here, Charlie. What we need is something even more extreme to the general public, something even more shocking...
[They ponder.]
CHARLIE
What about... Dee's cat?
DENNIS
(disgusted)
What that's disgusting, Charlie! I'm not going to eat Dee's cat.
[Smash-cut to title card: "Dennis eats Dee's cat"]
1337ingDisorder t1_iwgzhk1 wrote
More importantly, why HASN'T the gang from It's Always Sunny come together to release a Chicken Man special?
1337ingDisorder t1_irwex01 wrote
"BuT aNdRoId Is ToO cOmPLiCaTeD fOr Me"
1337ingDisorder t1_j9uih7p wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
"Ok folks, who do we want to be SecGen for this trans-Atlantic international treaty union?"
"...how about the Brexit guy?" 😂