Haha, I don't even know what day it is!

You might think more clearly if you don't track the completion time of your thoughts to the 10th of a second.

I started to write a counter argument to some of their points but it was so easy I was worried it was some sort of trap. Maybe trying to steer the conversation towards sanctions or something? That's probably not true, but their argument feels intentionally absurd.

Whelp, your logic is clear and irrefutable, off to Cuba. Do they accept bot refugees?

I wonder how much meat could be removed from the American diet without needing any replacement but still keeping the person healthy? For me it is at least 50%. At least half of the meat I eat is for pleasure over nutrition.

The real observational stand up comedy is in the comments.