ADarkDraconis

ADarkDraconis t1_ixwjdc3 wrote

My brother is a grown man, young and fit, a very in-shape cyclist. On his ride to work along the bike path one day a goose launches itself at him, knocks him off his bike and starts biting him and beating him with its wings. Dude was seriously beaten up by a goose, he is now terrified of them thinking they could peck his eyes out or something. I now worry about him riding too close to the canal for fear they'd knock him in and drown him.

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ADarkDraconis t1_ixw50c9 wrote

This is hands down the cutest thing I've read all day! ❤ You guys sound so happy together, I love it! We are 13 years together and still mad about each other, he still puts up with my jokes after all this time, lol. I love when I get a giggle or a mild unexpected chuckle out of him, it's the best!

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