Are you talking about the daily high or the daily low?

They are calling out your malapropism.

An "armature" is a part of a generator or electric motor that usually consists of copper coil that rotates around a core composed of a different metal. It's the part that converts electrical energy to kinetic energy and vice versa. You were probably looking for "amateur", which is an adjective describing non-professional engagement in an activity.

The cost is sunk in terms of earth dollars, but I think it translates to Heaven Points (TM). They're only redeemable after death or rapture, though, that's where they get ya.

That's unsettling, mine just said "current resident" or something

Married with different last names, and we got ours last week.

I must say if they didn't want them to be burned I don't know why they made them with such excellent tinder qualitt paper. Catches quicker than newspaper.